太舒坦了，这就是幸福的生活。我就得这么过，幸福的生活。
<p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">早上醒来，先用超标的田七牙膏刷牙，再用发臭的蓝藻水洗脸，给儿子冲一瓶碘超标的雀巢奶粉，自己喝杯黑作坊的豆浆，吃几个硫磺熏白了的馒头，夹点臭水池子里腌的榨菜，包里放个安徽人</span><font face="Arial" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">05</span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">年的粽子（上班饿了吃），看看电视里折了的九江大桥。</span></font></p><p><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">上班去，出门发现车被偷了，报警，警察说你先来登个记，等什么时候我们碰巧发现了，给你打电话。<font face="Arial" size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"></span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">算了，还是省省力气坐公交吧，坐车人真多，手机没放好，不小心被一个小新疆借了过去。</span></font></span></font></p><p><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">中午跟同事一起到肯德基吃顿苏丹红炸鸡，喝了杯苯超标的可乐。下午给朋友打电话，就听见她哭哭啼啼，大约是炒股炒赔地，约她出来到新开的菜馆吃顿地沟油炒的菜，来一盘避孕药催大的香辣鳝鱼，再来一盘臭水沟捞来的麻辣龙虾，还有个农药高残留的清炒菠菜，老板上一杯重金属超标</span><font face="Arial" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">100</span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">倍的碧螺春茶，再喝点含甲醛的啤酒</span></font><font face="Arial" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">……</span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">算帐的时候</span></font><font face="Arial" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">168(</span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">太黑了，还不打折）吉利，老板又找回了一张假币。</span></font></span></font></span></font></p><p><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">回家的时候被宝马撞倒，太幸运！（他没调回头来碾压就万幸）要睡觉的时候，被刚装修甲醛呛得眼泪直流，只好把脑袋蒙到黑心棉被子里。想起房子还有四十万贷款加利息，辗转反侧到天半亮都没眯</span></span></font></span></font></span></font></p><p><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">刚起床就听见警笛，开门看</span><font face="Arial" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">4</span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">辆河北唐山老大的军车呼啸而去，好家伙，心里那个美啊！（幸好不是来找我！），突然电话响起，接吧，那头说：</span></font><font face="Arial" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></font><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">二蛋，赶快去，我电视上看见你表弟在山西的黑砖窑里。</span></font><font face="Arial" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">” </span></font></span></span></font></span></font></span></font></p><p><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font face="宋体" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">太舒坦了，这就是幸福的生活。我就得这么过，幸福的生活。</span></p></span></font></span></span></font></span></font></span></font></p><p><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font face="宋体" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"></span></p></span></font></span></span></font></span></font></span></font></p><p><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font size="1"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;"><font face="宋体" size="1"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"><p><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt;">有点点小火星.</span></p></span></font></span></span></font></span></font></span></font></p>
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