《FUCK a WeWee》's FOUR BANGB
I will tell a nice story to you ,and ,you should wash your ear and listen carefully,ok,lets make a FUCK~~~~Today is a unlucky day ,because little Gii make four bangbang and only one gogoal.......
i want say some shit about another thing ,yesterday ,i make a lovely dream ,in that dream ,some guy told me ,why does the shit go away ,is the horse bottle's sweety lies,or the steel door's not stay down???
yep ,i chose A,the horse bottle's sweety lies,and poor shit make a wrong decition to fly into the deepest hole.......
FUCK,lets turn around our eyes ,to the football match ,yes ,i know ,you are hurrrrry and really want to make sure what exact terrible thing happened in that afternoon ,yes ,its real ,four bangbang ande one gogoal.....
first of all ,i know you guys ,so ,yes ,the weather is nice ,the funny sun is in or out my eyesight from 1:00 pm to 3:00 pm ,i think the sun is a shity boy ,because youhad never know what he really want to do ,so ,i put up my long black coat and be a B-man,you know what is B-man,yes ,person really like everyone thought him look like a B,and they will make many B all day long ,yes ,to the world ending ,and ,not to stop,.....furtunately,i am not ,FUCK!
yes , i amnot B-man,exactly......
so ,when i came into the big greenland,i saw GERFANS no.2 and the little Gii,this two guys are very handsome and now this number is three....yes ,i am a super high intelligence man and handsome boy ,too.wahaha~~~fuck!
people in the football match will turn to nice in their face and shark in their breath,all in all ,i think ,its handsome .
i could make some example in this talk,but ,now i cant do this ,because i know if i make some balabala not about the match, you guys will kill me in your mouth water ,oh shit ,its not good for me ,so ,the match !!!
Begin ,the doorkeeper is romantic,and ,he is in some leg hurt ,but ,in his talking before the match ,i know its not big deal ,he is the romatic in the past two years and he will do the magic fly pose to sent a messege to the evil ball ,and the messege is "Fuck baby ,wake up ,you are not welcome ,get the fuck out of here ",is this messege is too long and not the best ?yes ,i agree with you ,so ,what about the"FUUUCK!"
GOD,its better ,uh?
so ,which lucky boy in the big green area........
and ,the backround is FAT WOWO ,TEACHER LEE and SAFE WEST,
and ,the heartgroud is UNCLE WRONG and GERFANS NO.2 ,
and ,the two black golden arrow head is LITTLE Gii and MR CAT.
YES ,i am the photo catcher in the red area with MRS 8.
in the driver's terrible mouth order ,match go!
the light point happened in the four ,six,nine ,thirteen and seventeen minutes ,in this time ,MR CAT's shoeline is divorce andMR CAT have turn to make them marry again and again .
wahaha ,make a laugh ,okey？
yo yo ,chick it out ,man run from east to west ,ball fly up and down ,i shoot one kacha and two and to the god angry.
everyone is in the mad mode and the football is look like a god damn shity box which is full of the shity air .
suddenly ,we are lost everything but the great heart ,yes ,the enemy make a gogoal by a sky-killed-shoot.
0:1
and a few minutes later,the stupid match driver make a shity noice in his big mouth ,yes ,the first half over .....and ,we all eat a big egg ,but ,we all know its not big deal and we can shoot the enemy like a machine gun fire a land-cleaner-bombing to the poor FREEDOM UNITED——our enemy's god damn name ,god ,can they make a name moreshity ?
we all know ,its impossible ,because ,this name is the world class shity........
FUCK!
in the second half ,GERFANS NO.2 ,yes,my second brother ,told me that do more headshoot and go more deeper in the enemy country backdoor ,yes,fuck them backdoor ,its my fever thing ,wahaha,i love this game !!!
in a word ,he told me "FUCK THEM ASS HOLE "。
and ,i do it ,but ,not done.in this dangerous time ,little Gii stand outside ,and i guess its must have some real GOD go into his body and help him find his shooty shoes ,little Gii run and run ,shoot and shoot ,in the end ,
he leave us four bangbang and only one gogoal.......
you know ,sometimes ,real GOD may have some mistake in somewhere and withthe bad weather day,like today.....
uh uh ,in the last ,i want tell you there has something another touch me ,its UNCLE WRONG,yes,in this match,he always run and run ,play the shit all the time ,i think his running distance may reach 3000m, yes ,i agree him ,in this match ,thank you ,UNCLE WRONG.its nice ,for you are inner-man about this team.
and ,i have none gogoal ,yes ,you know ,because my POER not here ,i cant goal,yes ,i am right ,all the time .
FUCK!
求翻译，看球不懂 楼主请翻译 太港了，给你加分！ 还弄了个英文刊！准备海外发行哇？ I LOOK NO UNDERSTAND 你们是准备发给在英国的小巴看所？
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