国外也有段子手：这剧本好像看过啊
大家好啊，欢迎收看本期“国外也有段子手”！本周足坛又是风云再起，先是欧冠16强抽签尘埃落定，之后狂人穆帅黯然下课，紧接着巴萨勇夺世俱杯完成五冠王伟业，最后皇马单场打进10球又完成一场屠杀。好了，让我们看看国外球迷们对这些热点事件的看法吧！http://img.dongqiudi.com//uploads9/allimg/151221/571-1512211S6095a.jpg【欧冠16强抽签，切尔西叒踢巴黎，阿森纳叕碰巴萨】http://img.dongqiudi.com//uploads9/allimg/151221/571-1512211R306458.jpgTDT_Jshot(皇马球迷)：世界上有三样东西是永恒的：死亡、税收、切尔西踢大巴黎。(Death, taxes, and Chelsea vs PSG.)FlamingBearAttack(林菲尔德球迷)：还有阿森纳踢巴萨。(And Arsenal and Barcelona.)Chicago-Gooner(阿森纳球迷)：过去八年我们和巴萨踢过三次，和拜仁踢过三次。我真是曰了狗了(We've played Bayern and Barca three times each the past eight years. Ridiculous)Sulphur32(阿森纳球迷)：嗯，到时候梅西单场打进20球，贝莱林直接被普约尔绑架。(Messi's going to score 20 goals against us and Puyol will kidnap Bellerin from the hotel in Barcelona)InTheMiddleGiroud(阿森纳球迷)：欧足联，我***。(FUCK YOU, UEFA.)Marco8_goal(尤文球迷)：欧足联，我***。(FUCK YOU, UEFA.)【皇马10-2九人巴列卡诺，贝尔大四喜】http://img.dongqiudi.com//uploads9/allimg/151221/571-1512211RF4503.jpgMatehzoar(赫尔城球迷)： 说进那么多球不尊重对手的我也是醉了。那你想让他们干嘛？我想领先后在后场倒脚才是更不尊重对手的做法吧。(Really pisses me off when people go on about them disrespecting them by scoring more. What do you want them to do? I think it's more disrespectful for them to just piss about with the ball in their own half without taking them seriously.)Canucksitan(卢旺达球迷)：皇马一场比赛进的球和曼联过去11场比赛进的球一样多。(RealMadrid have scored as many goals today as Manchester United have in their last 11 games.)SuperJazba(曼联球迷)：看场皇马的比赛都要受伤害……(No thread is safe)Migraine_boy(曼联球迷)：15次射正，10个进球。你在逗我？(15 shots on target, 10 goals. Insane.)Mink_man(曼联球迷)：范加尔做梦都达不到。(LVGs wet dream.)Apparex1234(曼联球迷)：可是皇马的控球率只有51%啊，这要是放在曼联，范大厨就要杀人了。(What? No way!!! Madrid had 51% possession. LvG will murder the whole team if that happens.)http://img.dongqiudi.com//uploads9/allimg/151221/571-1512211RH5W9.pngHippoBigga(巴萨球迷)：希望贝大师通过这场比赛一战封神，然后和皇马续约十年！(Hopefully this match convinces Flo that Rafa is the right man for the job and offers him a 10-year contract !)J_reids92(阿森纳球迷)：我这是在看板球比赛吗……(Christ, it's a bloody cricket score.)【官方：穆里尼奥下课】http://img.dongqiudi.com//uploads9/allimg/151221/571-1512211RSE30.jpgSheikh_and_Bake(斯旺西球迷)：切尔西花了6年时间请回穆帅，穆帅用1年带领切尔西复苏，用1年拿到双冠王，之后只过了15场比赛就被炒了。还有人说我们的董事会脑残吗？(斯旺西不久前炒掉了主教练蒙克)(They spent 6 years trying to bring him back, enjoyed 1 season of improvement, 1 double-winning season, and 15 bad games before firing him. And people said our board jumped the gun.)Zangola(莱斯特城球迷)：莱斯特城-主帅终结者。(Leicester 'Manager Killers' City)Jackw_(莱斯特城球迷)：讽刺的是十年前，正是穆帅接手了从蓝军下课的拉涅利。这真是毅种循环。(ironic that Ranieri was sacked at Chelsea in 2004 only to have Jose come in as his replacement? The circle is complete)http://img.dongqiudi.com//uploads9/allimg/151221/571-1512211RU2160.jpgDin35h(阿森纳球迷)：切尔西炒掉了俱乐部历史上最伟大的主教练。第二次。(Chelsea's greatest manager ever and they've sacked him TWICE)zazzlekdazzle(荷兰球迷)：佩刀离开巴萨就是为了来这里。唉。(Pedro left Barcelona for this, oy vey.)cmsi89(切尔西球迷)：希望穆帅能去曼联拿下三冠王，好好地打阿布的脸。(Can't wait til he goes to United and wins the Treble)【巴萨3-0河床夺世俱杯冠军，加冕五冠王】cuentanueva(河床球迷)：我们比皇马强！(WE ARE BETTER THAN REAL MADRID!)BRUNO-GOMEZ(巴萨球迷)：维尔马伦，十分钟1冠，传奇！(Vermaelen, another 10 minutes another trophy, LEGEND!)http://img.dongqiudi.com//uploads9/allimg/151221/571-1512211S050E9.jpgMcButtTasty(圣诞老人球迷)：穆尼尔真特么神烦。(Munir just lives to annoy me)leotipler(巴萨球迷)：真是没用…总是在做无用的回传…太让人失望了(hes so useless.. He gets into good positions and plays a safe backpass..so disappointing..)-OptimusPrimate(斯图加特球迷)：听起来像是名曼联球员啊。(Sounds like he belongs at United)adamdabadboy(巴萨球迷)：天哪，(邹正的)伤太可怕了。(Fuck that injury was disgusting)kawaii-grill(拜仁球迷)：是啊太吓人了，希望他尽快康复。(it looked horrible, hope he gets well soon :/)yesungxiao(一位华人皇马球迷)：谢谢。(xie xie.)http://img.dongqiudi.com//uploads9/allimg/151221/571-1512211S153302.png[*]本文来源: 懂球帝
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