[转帖]外国的老爸这样回答他的孩子（超汗~~）
<p>外国的老爸这样回答他的孩子<br/> <br/>周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡，一个有趣的对话发生了...<br/> <br/>"Daddy? How did I come into this world?"<br/>「爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的？」<br/><br/>"Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway."<br/>「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」<br/> <br/>"So why not today? Please!"<br/>「拜托！为什么今天不行？」<br/> <br/>"OK, but listen carefully."<br/>「好吧，你仔细听着！」<br/> <br/>"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.<br/>「你 妈和我在网吧相遇而认识，<br/><br/>In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.<br/>并在网吧的洗手间你 妈和我使用了超级链接，<br/> <br/>Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.<br/>那时你 妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据，<br/> <br/>When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.<br/>当我完成上传时，我们发现我们没有使用防火墙，<br/> <br/>Since it was too late to cancel or delete,<br/>因此，想要取消或删除都已为时太晚，<br/> <br/>nine months later we ended up with a virus."<br/>就这样，九个月以后我们最终生出一个病毒。」</p><p><img src="images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif" /><img src="images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif" /><img src="images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif" /></p> <p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></p><p>很可爱。可以讲给我家那小子听。</p> <p>超级链接，随身插硬盘，防火墙</p><p>这些词用的太酷了，又那么形象地说明了问题</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /> 他爸没告诉他驱动程序在哪儿下载～ <div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>ICEbolt</i>在2007-5-9 16:16:00的发言：</b><br/>他爸没告诉他驱动程序在哪儿下载～</div><p> 应该不用驱动程序吧</p><p> </p> <p>这个太强了，还放火墙呢</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /> 哈哈哈 最后两个字真是点睛之笔！“病毒”～～～<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /> <img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em20.gif\" /> <p> </p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em19.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em19.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em19.gif\" /> <p>太逗了</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /> <div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>最爱库兰伊</i>在2007-5-9 15:39:00的发言：</b><br/><p>外国的老爸这样回答他的孩子<br/> <br/>周一早上....正在冲泡着浓郁的咖啡，一个有趣的对话发生了...<br/> <br/>\"Daddy? How did I come into this world?\"<br/>「爹地，我是怎么来到这世界的？」<br/><br/>\"Well, my child, some day I\'ll have to tell you anyway.\"<br/>「哦，儿子啊，总有一天我会让你知道的。」<br/> <br/>\"So why not today? Please!\"<br/>「拜托！为什么今天不行？」<br/> <br/>\"OK, but listen carefully.\"<br/>「好吧，你仔细听着！」<br/> <br/>\"Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.<br/>「你 妈和我在网吧相遇而认识，<br/><br/>In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.<br/>并在网吧的洗手间你 妈和我使用了超级链接，<br/> <br/>Mom at that time made some downloads from dad\'s memory stick.<br/>那时你 妈从我的随身插硬盘下载一些数据，<br/> <br/>When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.<br/>当我完成上传时，我们发现我们没有使用防火墙，<br/> <br/>Since it was too late to cancel or delete,<br/>因此，想要取消或删除都已为时太晚，<br/> <br/>nine months later we ended up with a virus.\"<br/>就这样，九个月以后我们最终生出一个病毒。」</p><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /></p></div><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />太强了,收了 <p>不HD的说句：确实是病毒啊</p><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em11.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em11.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em11.gif\" /></p> <img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em11.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em11.gif\" /> <p>超级搞笑~~~<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></p><p>马上给我同学去看~~~</p> 太有意思了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /> 驱动程序是日本动作片<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /> <p>我听过这样一个版本</p><p></p><p>妈妈，我是从哪儿来的啊？</p><p>啊...这个，孩子等你长大了再告诉你好吗？</p><p>可是我真的很想知道啊!</p><p>啊....这个，其实呢，那个......好吧妈妈告诉你吧...(把生小孩的过程解释了一遍)</p><p>这么复杂啊...我们班的小红说她是从洛阳来的呢。</p> 这小孩长大了肯定是一semo
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