FrankRost 发表于 2007-8-23 12:22:07

[转帖]用英语逼死美国人！

<p>刚才来了个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： </p><p>前台小姐：“hello.” <br/>　　 <br/>美国人：“hi.” <br/>　　 <br/>前台小姐：“you have what thing？” <br/>　　 <br/>美国人：“can you speak english？” <br/>　　 <br/>前台小姐：“if i not speak english，i am speaking what？” <br/>　　 <br/>美国人：“can anybody else speak english？” <br/>　　 <br/>前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing，no people have time，you can wait，you wait，you not wait，you go！” <br/>　　 <br/>美国人：“good heavens.anybody here can speak english？” <br/>　　 <br/>前台小姐：“<span style="COLOR: #ff0000;">shout what shout，quiet a little</span>，you on earth have what thing?” <br/>　　 <br/>美国人：“i want to speak to your head.” <br/>　　 <br/>前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come！” </p>

FrankRost 发表于 2007-8-23 12:24:00

<p>其实还不错，知道on earth是到底，不是在地球上。</p><p>VERTIGO = =</p>

kateadberg 发表于 2007-8-23 12:43:00

我也觉得能用on earth她就是故意的

cucu911 发表于 2007-8-23 12:49:00

<p>哈哈</p><p>那难道应该说</p><p>to the end？</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

小德K 发表于 2007-8-23 12:55:00

厉害.shout what shout.......hohohohoho

非著名德甲球迷 发表于 2007-8-23 14:06:00

people mountain people sea

gk_milan18 发表于 2007-8-23 14:32:00

Fire star thread.

Frings08 发表于 2007-8-23 14:40:00

<p>=.=</p><p>看得辛苦- -</p>

345543z 发表于 2007-8-23 15:46:00

Mars

流逝 发表于 2007-8-23 16:06:00

<p><font color=\"#ff3300\" size=\"4\">You have seed,let me give you some colour to see see!</font></p><p><font color=\"#000000\">你有种，让我给你点颜色看看。</font></p>

幽灵魔主 发表于 2007-8-23 16:13:00

<p>good like see pass good more times，</p><p>no get no say，building owner Mars。</p><p>谁看懂我说的了？</p>

345543z 发表于 2007-8-23 16:16:00

You good color oh

黑猫赤瞳 发表于 2007-8-23 19:15:00

good good study, day day up!!!<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

St.Pons 发表于 2007-8-23 20:39:00

<p>红色字体~</p><p>很厉害的前台小姐</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em17.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em17.gif\" />

慕尼黑的小骗子 发表于 2007-8-23 20:43:00

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>幽灵魔主</i>在2007-8-23 16:13:00的发言：</b><br/><p>good like see pass good more times，</p><p>no get no say，building owner Mars。</p><p>谁看懂我说的了？</p></div><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"></font></p></span></p><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"></font></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">好像看过好多次</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">无语。。。。。。。。楼主火星</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"></span></font></p><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">是不是？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /></span></font></p></span></p><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"></span></font></p><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">是不是？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /></span></font></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">no get no say</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">还是猜不出来啊！！！！！！！！！！</span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"></span></p><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em50.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em50.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em50.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em50.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em50.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em50.gif\" />

沙蓝蓝 发表于 2007-8-23 21:20:00

cucu911 发表于 2007-8-23 21:24:00

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>幽灵魔主</i>在2007-8-23 16:13:00的发言：</b><br/><p>good like see pass good more times，</p><p>no get no say，building owner Mars。</p><p>谁看懂我说的了？</p></div><p></p><p>好像看过好多次</p><p>不得不说，楼主火星</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

tw2008 发表于 2007-8-23 21:25:00

<p><strong>Chinglish</strong>“叫什么叫”那个太油菜了。</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

海王北斗 发表于 2007-8-24 12:15:00

<p>性本善</p><p>SEX IS GOOD</p>

木婉清 发表于 2007-8-24 12:19:00

<p>我想起来那句著名的</p><p>If you old 3 old 4 , I\'ll give you some color to C C.</p>
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