[转帖]心不在焉的情况下做过的最离谱的事
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">心不在焉的情况下做过的最离谱的事</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>1.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 昨天游完泳，直接把后备箱打开，钥匙丢进去，然后</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">关上后备箱……</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 穿着三点式在野外等了一个半小时。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>2.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 有一次煮饭</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">淘完米直接把米倒进没放内锅的电饭煲</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">中</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">后来拿吹来吹啊吹</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">....<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>3.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 就发生在中午，丢人啊</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 中午打算叫楼下面馆送碗刀削面来吃吃</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">脑袋也不知</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">道想什么</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">电话通后，我直</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">接说：</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">您好</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">麻烦送一碗刀削面</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">，后面就听到我妈妈的声音出</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">现：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">女儿！</span><font face="Times New Roman"></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">你中午想吃刀</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">削面啊！</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 我妈刚开始还觉得有点莫名其妙，回过神来就大笑</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~~<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">我当时也愣了下</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">脸都红</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">了，尴尬啊</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~~<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>4.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 第一天上班有人电话找经理</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">女的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">) </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">把电话给经理顺便</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">说了一声</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">妈</span><font face="Times New Roman">
</font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">有人找你接</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">电话</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>5.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 戴着眼镜（框式的）洗脸。镜片上一片迷茫………………</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></font></span></p> <font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 6.盘</font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">算着给老妈打电话</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 领导突然进来</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">于是对他说</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">:</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">妈</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">材料找到了，给</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
</font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">你</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!!!!!!!!</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">- -!!!!<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span>7.<p></p></font></span><p></p><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">把钱捏在手里然后揉成一团</span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">抓在手里</span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">觉得很不舒服</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">扔了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span>8.<p></p></font></span><p></p><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">去好朋友家，聊天中，她爸回来，张嘴就叫</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">阿姨</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"></span>\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">，尴尬中，她妈又出现，张嘴</span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">又叫</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">叔叔</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 然后无限怀疑自己的智商</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span>9.<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 潜力贴．我有两个：一次好朋友结婚，头天去她家时</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">她给我拍了张照片，我当时</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">没看她相机里的照片，回头就忘记这回事；第二天喝喜酒</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">的时候她拿出相机，我说看</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">看你都</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">拍了些什么照片，翻着照片我就发现有张照片里的人特别</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">象我，脑子里就没反应过</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">来，还傻</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">呼呼的喊人家看有个女孩子张得很象我，等反应过来，觉</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">得自己特傻，怎么会不认得</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">自己的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">照片；</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 第二个比较惨，骑车快速经过一辆面包车，车门刚好</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">打开～～～，我结实的撞到</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"></span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span></font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">车门上，惨～</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span>10.<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 最丢脸的一次</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">洗脚的时候也不知道在想啥</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">本来要脱</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">袜子的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">差点把裤子脱</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">下</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.....<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p> <p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">11.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 从讲台往座位走，一同学的脚伸到过道上，本来想说</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">请让下</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">，结果脱口而出</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">谢谢</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"-_-#<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">12.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 有次上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">Photoshop</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">课</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 我一边给男朋友发短信一边很勇敢的大声对老师喊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">道</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">:\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">老公</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">我的电脑没连上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!\"<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 闹怏怏的教室瞬间安静了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> </span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">5</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">秒后全体暴笑</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 老师是个</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">50</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">多岁的小老头</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 推着眼镜盯盯瞅我</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 这个庐山瀑布汗呀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">13.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 给女友家打电话，她爸爸接的，说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">喂？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\" </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">我硬是顶</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">着她爸的声音回答说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">阿姨好，请问</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">***</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">在吗？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 她爸能同意我们在一起真是奇迹！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">14.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 早上扔垃圾</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">拿着挺顺手</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">一路上了公车</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">活活开了一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">小时</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">到了公司</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">下车才发现</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">垃圾袋还在手上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">我带着绕了大半个城市</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,,,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">结果扔到写字</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">楼垃圾箱</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,,,,<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">15.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 某日深夜狂欢结束后回家一路上不知道在想什么进了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">电梯以后就等啊等啊等好</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">久</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
</font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">也没到我家那层楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 心里开始狂汗难道是电梯出问题了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">? </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">这会也没人在啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">喊救命都没</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
</font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">人甩我</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
</font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">同时</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">鬼电影里面的画面就一张一张的闪过</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 顿时觉得浑身寒毛竖立</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 正要打电话给</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">BF </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">叫他来救我突然发现自己没按楼层</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">电梯还一直在一楼没</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">动</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.....<p></p></font></span></p> <p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">16.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 拿学校饭卡给工行的工作人员取款</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">别人看了遗一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">眼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">利索的丢了出来</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">我又塞回去</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">大大声的说我取钱啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">他有利索的丢出来懒散的说卡错</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">我讪讪的取回来，又从钱包</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">拿了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">一张建行的卡递给他……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">17.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 很小的时候，家里要烧煤的，妈妈煮好的米饭放在厨</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">房，我拿个小铲子弄了一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">铲子的煤，将盛着米饭的锅盖打开，将煤一下子都倒了进</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">去。。。。＃￥％……※×（</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 上大学时和一群朋友一起吃饭，想着下午的考试，心</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">不在焉，吃完了照例从包里</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">拿纸巾出来擦嘴，是无意识的擦了好久，突然发现朋友们</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">都不说话了，看着我，这才</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">发现自</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">己拿着擦嘴的是一个卫生巾！朋友们可是有男有女啊！我</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">当时真不想活了！是护舒宝</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">的丝薄</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">日用！不可理解的是，我还把外面粉色的包装拆了！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">19.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 我有一次早晨起</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">?</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">吃早点（饼和稀饭），边看新闻边</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">吃。当时正好播的是我们</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">那边的一场事故之类的。我看得特别认真，顺手就把遥控</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">器拿起来啃，还把遥控器套</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">子啃</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">下来一块，狂嚼了半天，吐出来一看差点没郁闷死。我一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">直想不明白我是怎么把它啃</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">下来的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">= =</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">！！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">20.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 还有一次是旅游的时候，和女朋友一起去的。当时景</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">区人特多。我顺手就把女</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">友的手拉起来说；</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">老婆，拉紧我的。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">然后，就感觉女友</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">的手直往下松，我以为她不</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">好意</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">思，便往紧拽。后来她不走了，我回过头一看。才发现是</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">一个男的。然后旁边还有一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">个女</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">的很怪异得看着我。我吓了一身的汗，干笑了几声，红着</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">脸就溜了，郁闷死了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">`````<p></p></font></span></p> <p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">21.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 跑完步气喘吁吁</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">边喝水边准备离开</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">结果没按好结束</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">键跑步机停不下来</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我整个人</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">就势滑了出去</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">杯子里的水也洒了一地被教练当作反面典型</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">对旁边的人说</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">千万不要像</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">她一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">样没停机就下来</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">好丢脸啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">@ @<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">22.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 还有一次在三楼进了电梯，然后一直按</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">键，还奇怪为</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">什么按不亮。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 另外一次是一个同事的。那天同事一边用遥控器开空</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">调，一边让我帮她倒杯</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">水，结合起来使我看到的场景非常诡异：只见她拿遥控器</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">对着我一按，嘴里说：请你</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">帮我倒杯</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">水！……我发誓绝不是角度误差，空调在相反的方向。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span>23.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 去买衣服，到试衣间试衣服，一进去就脱了上衣，脱</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">bra</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">，然后穿衣服，穿上以</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">后觉得怪怪的，看到旁边的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">bra</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">，才反映过来～～</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 汗～</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">24.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 一次去买热干面</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">前面有一对情侣正在买</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">老板问他们</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">要不要放香菜</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">男的说不</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">要，女的说怎么不要。我就在旁边想</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">香菜</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">为什么男的要</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">香菜</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">女的不要香菜……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 香的正出神呢，老板问我，吃什么？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 我毫不犹豫的大声答到：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">香菜！！！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 老板＋旁边的那对情侣不解的看着我！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">25.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"> 家里新买的微波炉</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">很兴奋地用它来做鱼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">弄好时间</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">调</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">好火侯</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">十五分钟后激动地</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">打开微波炉</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">晕</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">什么都没有</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">鱼还在桌上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">郁闷地再次操</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">作</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">时间到</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">没等打开微波炉就</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">发现鱼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">仍然在桌上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">于是</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">决定一个星期都不再吃鱼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.<p></p></font></span></p> <p>汗，汗，汗</p><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /> <p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">26.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 有一次，去买水果刀，拿着刀看了又看，然后叫那个</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">买刀的找个东西让我试一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">下，刀快不快，结果俺特短路的用刀割自己的大指头，血</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">喷呀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">``````````````</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">我还高</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">兴的说</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">嗯，快</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">惊得那个买刀的怎么都不收钱，非要送我此刀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">``````</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">。一转身，那个痛呀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">``````</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">钻心</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">27.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\"> 小学几年级忘了，有次上自习不认真，就拿剪刀把圆</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">珠笔芯最前面的头给剪</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">了，把笔芯里面的油吹出来玩，然后吹着吹着就把油给吸</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";\">嘴里去了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> >_<</font></span></p> <p>今天不错，沙发是我的，呵呵，继续贴</p><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /> <p>我喜欢拿电视遥控器对着空调乱按一气</p><p>并且经常拿手机在鼠标垫上划来划去...- -!!!</p> <p align=\"left\">拿着手机去倒垃 圾，结果手机扔垃 圾桶了，那袋垃 圾又提回宿舍了。<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em33.gif\" /></p><p></p> - -ls很强大 <font face=\"Times New Roman\">3. </font><p></p><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"></font></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\"> 就发生在中午，丢人啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\"> 中午打算叫楼下面馆送碗刀削面来吃吃</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">脑袋也不知</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">道想什么</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">电话通后，我直</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">接说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span>\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">您好</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">麻烦送一碗刀削面</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">，后面就听到我妈妈的声音出</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">现：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">女儿！</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
</font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">你中午想吃刀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">削面啊！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\" <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\"> 我妈刚开始还觉得有点莫名其妙，回过神来就大笑</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">我当时也愣了下</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">脸都红</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
<p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">了，尴尬啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ <p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p> <div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>拜仁仁者</i>在2007-12-27 17:10:00的发言：</b><br/><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3. </font><p></p><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"></font></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\"> 就发生在中午，丢人啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\"> 中午打算叫楼下面馆送碗刀削面来吃吃</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">脑袋也不知</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">道想什么</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">电话通后，我直</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">接说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span>\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">您好</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">麻烦送一碗刀削面</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">，后面就听到我妈妈的声音出</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">现：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">女儿！</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><br/></font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">你中午想吃刀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">削面啊！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\" <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\"> 我妈刚开始还觉得有点莫名其妙，回过神来就大笑</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">我当时也愣了下</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">脸都红</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/> <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">了，尴尬啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ <p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p></div><p></p>电话打错了，打给他 妈了... <img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /> <p>心不在焉的把球踢到女生的头上...</p><p>随后...被暴扁是肯定的</p><p>后来她也成了我女友..</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /> <p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" />凉水煮饺子……</p><p>接上水就扔饺子了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /></p><p>忘记插电饭锅插头。。。</p><p>洗头的时候误把护发素当洗发水……</p><p>忽然发现我乌龙的时候也不少啊。。。</p> <p><font face=\"宋体\"> 戴着眼镜（框式的）洗脸。镜片上一片迷茫………………</font></p><p></p><p>这个我也有过…………</p> 看到20我想起我初中的时候 那时刚下课我和一男同学一起走他走在我后面走了一会我觉的他走的慢就想用手去把他搂过 嘴巴里还说你怎么走那么慢啊是不是在看MM啊结果不知道怎么搂了一个女孩子过来 那时下课的人很多害的我丢人丢到家了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em05.gif\" /> <div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>爱梅</i>在2007-12-27 19:09:00的发言：</b><br/><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" />凉水煮饺子……</p><p>接上水就扔饺子了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /></p><p>忘记插电饭锅插头。。。</p><p>洗头的时候误把护发素当洗发水……</p><p>忽然发现我乌龙的时候也不少啊。。。</p></div><p>我曾经有过做米饭忘记防水……</p><p>最后变成锅巴+爆米花……</p><p>还有经常跟很熟的人说话，面对面就想不起来人家名字，想了半天问：“那个，你叫什么来着？”</p><p>把人气死了……</p>