[转帖]心不在焉的情况下做过的最离谱的事

<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">心不在焉的情况下做过的最离谱的事</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">                       </span>1.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　昨天游完泳，直接把后备箱打开，钥匙丢进去，然后</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">关上后备箱……</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　穿着三点式在野外等了一个半小时。</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">                      </span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>2.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　有一次煮饭</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">淘完米直接把米倒进没放内锅的电饭煲</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">中</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">...</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">后来拿吹来吹啊吹</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">....<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">                       </span>3.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　就发生在中午，丢人啊</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　中午打算叫楼下面馆送碗刀削面来吃吃</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">脑袋也不知</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">道想什么</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">电话通后，我直</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">接说：</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">                       </span>"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">您好</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">麻烦送一碗刀削面</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">，后面就听到我妈妈的声音出</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">现：</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">女儿！</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">你中午想吃刀</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">削面啊！</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">"<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　我妈刚开始还觉得有点莫名其妙，回过神来就大笑</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~~<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我当时也愣了下</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~ </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">脸都红</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">了，尴尬啊</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">~~<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">                       </span>4.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　第一天上班有人电话找经理</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">(</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">女的</span><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman">) </font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">把电话给经理顺便</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">说了一声</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">妈</span><font face="Times New Roman">
                </font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">有人找你接</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">电话</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">                       </span>5.<p></p></font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman">                       </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">　　戴着眼镜（框式的）洗脸。镜片上一片迷茫………………</span><span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><font face="Times New Roman"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">                      </span></font></span></p>

<font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 6.盘</font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">算着给老妈打电话</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　领导突然进来</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">于是对他说</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">:</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">妈</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">材料找到了，给</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
                                </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">你</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!!!!!!!!</font></span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">- -!!!!<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">                       </span>7.<p></p></font></span><p></p><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">把钱捏在手里然后揉成一团</span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">抓在手里</span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">觉得很不舒服</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">扔了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"> </span>8.<p></p></font></span><p></p><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">去好朋友家，聊天中，她爸回来，张嘴就叫</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">阿姨</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">  </span>\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">，尴尬中，她妈又出现，张嘴</span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">又叫</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">叔叔</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　然后无限怀疑自己的智商</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">                       </span>9.<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　潜力贴．我有两个：一次好朋友结婚，头天去她家时</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">她给我拍了张照片，我当时</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">没看她相机里的照片，回头就忘记这回事；第二天喝喜酒</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">的时候她拿出相机，我说看</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">看你都</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">拍了些什么照片，翻着照片我就发现有张照片里的人特别</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">象我，脑子里就没反应过</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">来，还傻</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">呼呼的喊人家看有个女孩子张得很象我，等反应过来，觉</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">得自己特傻，怎么会不认得</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">自己的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">照片；</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　第二个比较惨，骑车快速经过一辆面包车，车门刚好</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">打开～～～，我结实的撞到</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">  </span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">                     </span></font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">车门上，惨～</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">                       </span>10.<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　最丢脸的一次</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">洗脚的时候也不知道在想啥</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">本来要脱</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">袜子的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">差点把裤子脱</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">下</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.....<p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p>

<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">11.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　从讲台往座位走，一同学的脚伸到过道上，本来想说</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">请让下</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">，结果脱口而出</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">谢谢</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"-_-#<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">12.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　有次上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">hotoshop</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">课</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　我一边给男朋友发短信一边很勇敢的大声对老师喊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">道</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">:\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">老公</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">我的电脑没连上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!\"<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　闹怏怏的教室瞬间安静了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">5</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">秒后全体暴笑</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　老师是个</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">50</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">多岁的小老头</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　推着眼镜盯盯瞅我</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　这个庐山瀑布汗呀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">13.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　给女友家打电话，她爸爸接的，说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">喂？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\" </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">我硬是顶</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">着她爸的声音回答说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">阿姨好，请问</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">***</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">在吗？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　她爸能同意我们在一起真是奇迹！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">14.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　早上扔垃圾</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">拿着挺顺手</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">一路上了公车</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">活活开了一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">小时</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">到了公司</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">下车才发现</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">垃圾袋还在手上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">我带着绕了大半个城市</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,,,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">结果扔到写字</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">楼垃圾箱</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,,,,<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">15.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　某日深夜狂欢结束后回家一路上不知道在想什么进了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">电梯以后就等啊等啊等好</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">久</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
                </font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">也没到我家那层楼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　心里开始狂汗难道是电梯出问题了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">? </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">这会也没人在啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">喊救命都没</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
                </font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">人甩我</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
                </font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">同时</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">鬼电影里面的画面就一张一张的闪过</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　顿时觉得浑身寒毛竖立</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　正要打电话给</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">BF </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">叫他来救我突然发现自己没按楼层</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">电梯还一直在一楼没</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">动</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.....<p></p></font></span></p>

<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">16.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　拿学校饭卡给工行的工作人员取款</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">别人看了遗一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">眼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">利索的丢了出来</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">我又塞回去</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">大大声的说我取钱啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">他有利索的丢出来懒散的说卡错</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">我讪讪的取回来，又从钱包</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">拿了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">一张建行的卡递给他……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">17.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　很小的时候，家里要烧煤的，妈妈煮好的米饭放在厨</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">房，我拿个小铲子弄了一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">铲子的煤，将盛着米饭的锅盖打开，将煤一下子都倒了进</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">去。。。。＃￥％……※×（</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　上大学时和一群朋友一起吃饭，想着下午的考试，心</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">不在焉，吃完了照例从包里</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">拿纸巾出来擦嘴，是无意识的擦了好久，突然发现朋友们</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">都不说话了，看着我，这才</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">发现自</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">己拿着擦嘴的是一个卫生巾！朋友们可是有男有女啊！我</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">当时真不想活了！是护舒宝</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">的丝薄</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">日用！不可理解的是，我还把外面粉色的包装拆了！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">19.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　我有一次早晨起</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">?</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">吃早点（饼和稀饭），边看新闻边</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">吃。当时正好播的是我们</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">那边的一场事故之类的。我看得特别认真，顺手就把遥控</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">器拿起来啃，还把遥控器套</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">子啃</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">下来一块，狂嚼了半天，吐出来一看差点没郁闷死。我一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">直想不明白我是怎么把它啃</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">下来的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">= =</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">！！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">20.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　还有一次是旅游的时候，和女朋友一起去的。当时景</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">区人特多。我顺手就把女</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">友的手拉起来说；</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">老婆，拉紧我的。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">然后，就感觉女友</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">的手直往下松，我以为她不</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">好意</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">思，便往紧拽。后来她不走了，我回过头一看。才发现是</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">一个男的。然后旁边还有一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">个女</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">的很怪异得看着我。我吓了一身的汗，干笑了几声，红着</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">脸就溜了，郁闷死了。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">`````<p></p></font></span></p>

<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">21.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　跑完步气喘吁吁</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">边喝水边准备离开</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">结果没按好结束</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">键跑步机停不下来</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">我整个人</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">就势滑了出去</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">杯子里的水也洒了一地被教练当作反面典型</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">对旁边的人说</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">千万不要像</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">她一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">样没停机就下来</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">好丢脸啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">@ @<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">22.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　还有一次在三楼进了电梯，然后一直按</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">键，还奇怪为</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">什么按不亮。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　另外一次是一个同事的。那天同事一边用遥控器开空</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">调，一边让我帮她倒杯</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">水，结合起来使我看到的场景非常诡异：只见她拿遥控器</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">对着我一按，嘴里说：请你</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">帮我倒杯</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">水！……我发誓绝不是角度误差，空调在相反的方向。</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">       </span>23.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　去买衣服，到试衣间试衣服，一进去就脱了上衣，脱</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">bra</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">，然后穿衣服，穿上以</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">后觉得怪怪的，看到旁边的</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">bra</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">，才反映过来～～</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　汗～</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">24.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　一次去买热干面</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">前面有一对情侣正在买</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">老板问他们</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">要不要放香菜</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">男的说不</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">要，女的说怎么不要。我就在旁边想</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">香菜</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">为什么男的要</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">香菜</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">女的不要香菜……</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　香的正出神呢，老板问我，吃什么？</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　我毫不犹豫的大声答到：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">香菜！！！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　老板＋旁边的那对情侣不解的看着我！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">25.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">　　家里新买的微波炉</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">很兴奋地用它来做鱼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">弄好时间</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">调</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">好火侯</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">十五分钟后激动地</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">打开微波炉</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">晕</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">什么都没有</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">鱼还在桌上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">郁闷地再次操</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">作</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">时间到</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">没等打开微波炉就</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">发现鱼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">仍然在桌上</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">于是</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">决定一个星期都不再吃鱼</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.<p></p></font></span></p>

<p>汗，汗，汗</p><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">26.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　有一次，去买水果刀，拿着刀看了又看，然后叫那个</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">买刀的找个东西让我试一</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">下，刀快不快，结果俺特短路的用刀割自己的大指头，血</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">喷呀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">``````````````</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">我还高</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">兴的说</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">嗯，快</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">惊得那个买刀的怎么都不收钱，非要送我此刀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">``````</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">。一转身，那个痛呀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">``````</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">钻心</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">27.<p></p></font></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">　　小学几年级忘了，有次上自习不认真，就拿剪刀把圆</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">珠笔芯最前面的头给剪</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">了，把笔芯里面的油吹出来玩，然后吹着吹着就把油给吸</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><p></p></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;\">嘴里去了</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> &gt;_&lt;</font></span></p>

<p>今天不错，沙发是我的，呵呵，继续贴</p><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" />

<p>我喜欢拿电视遥控器对着空调乱按一气</p><p>并且经常拿手机在鼠标垫上划来划去...- -!!!</p>

<p align=\"left\">拿着手机去倒垃 圾，结果手机扔垃 圾桶了，那袋垃 圾又提回宿舍了。<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em33.gif\" /></p><p></p>

- -ls很强大

<font face=\"Times New Roman\">3. </font><p></p><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"></font></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">　　就发生在中午，丢人啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">　　中午打算叫楼下面馆送碗刀削面来吃吃</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">脑袋也不知</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">道想什么</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">电话通后，我直</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">接说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">                       </span>\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">您好</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">麻烦送一碗刀削面</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">，后面就听到我妈妈的声音出</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">现：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">女儿！</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">
                </font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">你中午想吃刀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">削面啊！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\" <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">　　我妈刚开始还觉得有点莫名其妙，回过神来就大笑</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">我当时也愣了下</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">脸都红</span><span lang=\"EN-US\">
                        <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">了，尴尬啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ <p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>拜仁仁者</i>在2007-12-27 17:10:00的发言：</b><br/><font face=\"Times New Roman\">3. </font><p></p><p><font face=\"Times New Roman\"></font></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">　　就发生在中午，丢人啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">　　中午打算叫楼下面馆送碗刀削面来吃吃</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">脑袋也不知</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/>   <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">道想什么</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">电话通后，我直</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/>   <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">接说：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/>   <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\">                       </span>\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">您好</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">麻烦送一碗刀削面</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">，后面就听到我妈妈的声音出</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/>   <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">现：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\"</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">女儿！</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><br/>  </font><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">你中午想吃刀</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/>   <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">削面啊！</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">\" <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">　　我妈刚开始还觉得有点莫名其妙，回过神来就大笑</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ <p></p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">我当时也愣了下</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~ </font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">脸都红</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><br/>   <p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes;\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">                       </font></span></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'mso-hansi-font-family:\';\">了，尴尬啊</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">~~ <p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p></font></span></p><p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>什么意思？</p></div><p></p>电话打错了，打给他 妈了...

<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<p>心不在焉的把球踢到女生的头上...</p><p>随后...被暴扁是肯定的</p><p>后来她也成了我女友..</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" />

<p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" />凉水煮饺子……</p><p>接上水就扔饺子了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /></p><p>忘记插电饭锅插头。。。</p><p>洗头的时候误把护发素当洗发水……</p><p>忽然发现我乌龙的时候也不少啊。。。</p>

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<font face=\"宋体\">　戴着眼镜（框式的）洗脸。镜片上一片迷茫………………</font>

</p><p></p><p>这个我也有过…………</p>

看到20  我想起我初中的时候   那时刚下课我和一男同学一起走  他走在我后面  走了一会我觉的他走的慢就想用手去把他搂过     嘴巴里还说你怎么走那么慢啊  是不是在看MM啊  结果不知道怎么搂了一个女孩子过来 那时下课的人很多  害的我丢人丢到家了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em05.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>爱梅</i>在2007-12-27 19:09:00的发言：</b><br/><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" />凉水煮饺子……</p><p>接上水就扔饺子了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /></p><p>忘记插电饭锅插头。。。</p><p>洗头的时候误把护发素当洗发水……</p><p>忽然发现我乌龙的时候也不少啊。。。</p></div><p>我曾经有过做米饭忘记防水……</p><p>最后变成锅巴+爆米花……</p><p>还有经常跟很熟的人说话，面对面就想不起来人家名字，想了半天问：“那个，你叫什么来着？”</p><p>把人气死了……</p>