冷笑话冻不住灌水啊
<P>有一天0在路上看到9，“哎，兄弟，怎么截肢了....“<BR>2对5说：你该把肚皮收收了 5说：怎么？隆了胸就了不起了呀！<BR>7和2....... 7说：下跪也没有用，我不会嫁给你的</P>
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<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>buginspring</I>在2007-1-23 4:18:00的发言：</B><BR>
<P>施瓦辛格MM,我当时做预测的时候大大低估你了....<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /></P><BR></DIV>
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<P><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em05.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em05.gif\" />冬歇期，冬歇期，你没考虑到这个</P>
<P>发现一个冷笑话……</P>
<P>A giant panda goes into one of those expensive and pretentious restaurants <BR>serving French/Asian fusion cuisine and takes a table for one. The surprised <BR>waiter for that table explains unctuously that his name is Marcel, he will <BR>be your server tonight, and we \'ave a number of specials (he is French), <BR>etc., etc. The panda listens impassively to the list of $27 chili-pepper <BR>encrusted swordfish specials and so on, and then orders a delicately <BR>flavored dish of young bamboo tips and mixed greenery served with steamed <BR>jasmine rice. On finishing his meal, the panda gets up, reaches into his fur <BR>for a handgun, brings down the waiter with one shot, and calmly heads for <BR>the door.<BR><BR>The head waiter is near the door and exclaims in shock, \"Oh, monsieur, what <BR>\'ave you done? You \'ave killed Marcel! Why \'ave you done zis, monsieur? You <BR>\'ad some problem? Ze service was not acceptable?\"<BR><BR>The panda scowls at him and says, \"I\'m a fucking panda. Go look it up.\" He <BR>stalks out into the night.<BR><BR>The baffled staff huddle round the compact encyclopedic dictionary that they <BR>keep on the premises, and turning to “Panda, giant”, they read this:<BR><BR>Panda, giant. Large bear-like animal, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, with <BR>distinctive black and white markings, related to raccoon family. Rare; found <BR>only in bamboo forests of Tibet and western China. Eats shoots and leaves. <BR><BR></P>
LS的，这是中文论坛<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" />
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>超级巴拉凯</I>在2007-1-25 14:27:00的发言：</B><BR>LS的，这是中文论坛<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" /></DIV>
<P>这个……</P>
有一个鸡蛋跑到了山东，结果变成了鲁（卤）蛋
飞机上,一位空中小姐问一个小女孩说:\"为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢?\" <BR>小女孩回答到:\"我知道,因为星星会\'闪\'啊!\"
Q：世界上什么鸡跑的快？什么鸡慢？ <BR>A：肯德鸡块（快）妮可基曼（慢）
<P><a href=\"http://www.douban.com/group/Gia-club/\" target=\"_blank\" >http://www.douban.com/group/Gia-club/</A></P>
<P>里面全是冷的</P>
<P>小组名叫:\"我们爱讲冷笑话\"....<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em53.gif\" /></P>
<P>LS的。。。叫你进来看冷笑话的。。。没叫你进来做推广啊<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /></P>
<P>什么素质。。。</P>
<P>本来是不想和你吵架的<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /></P>
<P>但是看你小样太嚣张了啊!没事逛逛就行了啊,表总来针对我!<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em10.gif\" /></P>
<P>大力水手,回家吃菠菜哈!<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em20.gif\" /></P>
LS的。。。我们认识吗。。。我只是就事论事。。。<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em10.gif\" />
<P>谁说认识你了!</P>
<P>表自我感觉太良好哈!鄙人发起彪来长城都挡不住的啊!!!<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em10.gif\" /></P>
一级战备！开启等离子防护网！
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>herofrederick</I>在2007-1-25 17:18:00的发言：</B><BR>一级战备！开启等离子防护网！</DIV>
<P>看冷笑话还是开暖气防护网会比较安全</P>
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>真树京介</I>在2007-1-25 17:34:00的发言：</B><BR><BR>
<P>看冷笑话还是开暖气防护网会比较安全</P></DIV>
<p>找个insulator就行了吧……顺便开空调……
<DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>herofrederick</I>在2007-1-25 17:18:00的发言：</B><BR>一级战备！开启等离子防护网！</DIV>
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<P><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" />能架的住姐妹们化雕吗……</P>
<P>这个笑话我认为姐妹会感觉到冷的……</P>
<P>什么刀最长?</P>
<P>屠龙(too long)刀</P>
好老。。老得好冷。。