< >发现一个冷笑话……</P>
<>A giant panda goes into one of those expensive and pretentious restaurants <BR>serving French/Asian fusion cuisine and takes a table for one. The surprised <BR>waiter for that table explains unctuously that his name is Marcel, he will <BR>be your server tonight, and we \'ave a number of specials (he is French), <BR>etc., etc. The panda listens impassively to the list of $27 chili-pepper <BR>encrusted swordfish specials and so on, and then orders a delicately <BR>flavored dish of young bamboo tips and mixed greenery served with steamed <BR>jasmine rice. On finishing his meal, the panda gets up, reaches into his fur <BR>for a handgun, brings down the waiter with one shot, and calmly heads for <BR>the door.<BR><BR>The head waiter is near the door and exclaims in shock, \"Oh, monsieur, what <BR>\'ave you done? You \'ave killed Marcel! Why \'ave you done zis, monsieur? You <BR>\'ad some problem? Ze service was not acceptable?\"<BR><BR>The panda scowls at him and says, \"I\'m a fucking panda. Go look it up.\" He <BR>stalks out into the night.<BR><BR>The baffled staff huddle round the compact encyclopedic dictionary that they <BR>keep on the premises, and turning to “Panda, giant”, they read this:<BR><BR>anda, giant. Large bear-like animal, Ailuropoda melanoleuca, with <BR>distinctive black and white markings, related to raccoon family. Rare; found <BR>only in bamboo forests of Tibet and western China. Eats shoots and leaves. <BR><BR></P> |
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