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[灌水]食堂的纸巾和抹布,还有考试。。。

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 楼主| 春上莱茵早 发表于 2008-6-24 01:28:28 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt;"><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman">对于很多学生球迷来说,时值期末考试+论文deadline+欧洲杯。如何取舍?期末考试一年就两次,欧洲杯四年才一次!!</font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt;"><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt;"><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt;"><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt 18pt; TEXT-INDENT: -18pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 18.0pt;"><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><font face="Times New Roman"></font></span></span></p><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES;"><p></p></span><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">最近长时间用眼(复习+看球),再加上我看书的姿势极度不标准,导致眼睛的近视程度又有所增加,看距离比较远的东西,尤其是这个东西的体积又不大的时候,很容易看不清。</span><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES;"><br/>   </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES;"></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">今天早上在食堂吃完早餐,我走到打饭的窗口,用手指着一个看上去是叠在一起的,一张一张纸状的,白色的,我觉得是纸巾的东西,对师傅说:“师傅,那个,麻烦给我一张。”师傅顺着我手指的方向看了一眼,眉毛一扬,说:“同学啊,那个东西我们只有一张,不给你。”因为刚接受了马克思主义政治经济学原理和甲骨文洗礼的我,因为师傅的这句话,声音马上提高了一个八度:“什么?!你在这里卖馒头本来就是垄断,和学校勾结压榨我们,不得不接受你们的价格你们的产品,吃个饭还不提供纸巾?!你这垄断也太过分了吧?!想垮啊?!”那师傅嘴角微微抽搐,说:“同学,你不要激动…我们当然提供纸巾…你刚才指的那个东西…是抹布…”</span><span style="mso-ansi-language: ES;"><font face="Times New Roman"><br/>    <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> ……</span></font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">然后师傅大义凛然地样子,递给我三张纸巾!说:“来,闺女,拿着!”</span></p><p><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">最近特别喜欢唱一首歌,就是Glen Hansard在once里面的broken hearted hoover fixer sucker guy。</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">然后就在吃饭的时候,和我们班另外一个球迷(西班牙死忠)在食堂放声高歌,尤其是高潮部分:</span></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><font face="Arial">Oh broken hearted Hoover fixer sucker guy<br/>Oh broken hearted Hoover fixer sucker, sucker guy</font></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES;"><p></p></span><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><img src="images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif" /></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">这个学期有个课是古文字的,这门课的考试就是画甲骨文或者金文…大家可以看看下面这几幅图,就是某些字的古文字形。猜猜是什么字</span><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES;"><font face="Times New Roman">~</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">哈哈哈~</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: ES; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';"><img height="50" alt="" src="http://www.internationalscientific.org/CharacterImages/Bronze/B00000/b02300/b02356.gif" width="50" border="0"/>  <img height="50" alt="" src="http://www.internationalscientific.org/CharacterImages/Bronze/B00000/b09400/b09412.gif" width="50" border="0"/>  <img height="50" alt="" src="http://www.internationalscientific.org/CharacterImages/Bronze/B00000/b01900/b01973.gif" width="50" border="0"/>  <img height="50" alt="" src="http://www.internationalscientific.org/CharacterImages/Seal/S00000/s05400/s05473.gif" width="50" border="0"/>  <img height="50" alt="" src="http://www.internationalscientific.org/CharacterImages/Lst/L00000/l05000/L05049.gif" width="50" border="0"/></span><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES;"></span></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="ES" style="mso-ansi-language: ES;">
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wolfgang 发表于 2008-6-24 08:52:00 | 显示全部楼层
真好,你们饭堂还提供纸巾
2604作值日的 发表于 2008-6-24 09:29:00 | 显示全部楼层
俨然是 德国是冠军
2604作值日的 发表于 2008-6-24 09:32:00 | 显示全部楼层
<p><a href=\"http://www.internationalscientific.org/\">http://www.internationalscientific.org/</a></p><p><font size=\"5\">这个网站,包含了“甲骨文, 金文, 文字來原, 篆軆字, 古代文字 ”并且有《说文解字》中对该<font color=\"#000000\">字的解释。这个网站查询出来的只是字的形状,是图形性质的,而不是字库。对了解古文很威武。</font></font></p>
丰城剑气 发表于 2008-6-24 09:55:00 | 显示全部楼层
<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>2604作值日的</i>在2008-6-24 9:32:00的发言:</b><br/><p><a href=\"http://www.internationalscientific.org/\">http://www.internationalscientific.org/</a></p><p><font size=\"5\">这个网站,包含了“甲骨文, 金文, 文字來原, 篆軆字, 古代文字 ”并且有《说文解字》中对该<font color=\"#000000\">字的解释。这个网站查询出来的只是字的形状,是图形性质的,而不是字库。对了解古文很威武。</font></font></p></div><p>此网站,确实极度威武!!</p>
gk_milan18 发表于 2008-6-24 15:11:00 | 显示全部楼层
<p>Servus, Best Friend Saving Union</p>
慕尼黑的小骗子 发表于 2008-6-25 11:29:00 | 显示全部楼层
小莱啊,是不是真的啊。。。。。<br/><br/><br/><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><br/><br/><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />
不来梅的桃夭 发表于 2008-6-25 16:14:00 | 显示全部楼层
喷……走前居然看到小莱的油菜贴……<br/>下次唱歌或者看抹布别忘了叫我哈……<br/><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />
默默花解语 发表于 2008-6-25 18:10:00 | 显示全部楼层
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