Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
问:为什么我们在打击萨达姆和拉登的行动中需要法国的参与呢?
答:这样法国可以教给他们如何投降。
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it’s never been tried.
问:愿意保卫巴黎的法国人到底有多少人呢?
答:不知道,因为这从未发生过。
Q. Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
问:为什么欧洲的迪斯尼乐园不允许放烟火呢?
答:因为每次他们一放,法国人就想投降。
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
问:你通过什么来认出法国步兵呢?
答:晒黑的腋窝。
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army.
问:10万法国人同时举起他们的双手,你认为会是什么呢?
答:法国军队。
Q: What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
A: How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
问:法国军队基础培训的第一课是什么呢?
答:怎样用至少10语言来说投降。
Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.
问:法国军队中用的最多的是什么东西呢?
答:后视镜,这样他们就能够看见战斗了。
Q: Why does Nike like the French Army?
A: Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.
问:为什么耐克喜欢法国军队呢?
答:因为在战争期间,他们是跑鞋的最大买家。
Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It’s never been shot and only dropped once!
你们看到eBay上有法国步枪卖了吗?从来没有射击过,只摔过一次