<p></p><p></p><p align=\"left\"><strong><font size=\"4\">本回:王子猜拳记</font></strong><p></p></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:今天,我们去哪玩啊<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:我们出去吃饭吧<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:好啊,去哪?<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em52.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:上次去的那家中餐厅<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em46.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:不,上次去的那家西餐厅<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em50.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:上次就听你的,这次听我的<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em28.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:那我们猜拳<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em20.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:猜就猜<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:石头,剪子,布<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:结果怎样<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em30.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:小猪出剪子,王子出石头,王子胜出<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:我赢了,去那家西餐厅<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:真是的,都连着去<font face=\"Times New Roman\">n</font>次了<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em33.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:没办法,谁让你输了呢<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em43.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:赶紧换衣服吧<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em06.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:我不想穿你挑的衣服<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:这套衣服很适合我们去的地方<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:我就不<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em70.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:你想怎样<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em59.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:猜拳<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em46.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:好,<font face=\"Times New Roman\">who</font>怕<font face=\"Times New Roman\">who</font>啊<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em57.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:石头,剪子,布<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:这次的结果呢<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:依旧是小猪出剪子,王子出石头,王子胜出<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:为什么我又输了<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em27.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:哈,乖乖的把这套衣服穿上吧<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em17.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:可是这套衣服实在不适合今天的场合啊<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em26.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:原猜服输,你就得穿<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:他们都穿什么了<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:王子一身白色的<font face=\"Times New Roman\">AD</font>运动服,小猪一身黑色的<font face=\"Times New Roman\">AD</font>运动服<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:这个<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em34.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:关键是他们去的是一家环境优雅的西餐厅<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em40.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:结果会<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em22.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:回头率百分之三百<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em21.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em32.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">N</font>久后,在餐厅……<p></p></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:大家为什么都在看我们<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:还不是你那该死的衣服<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:这有什么,黑白配嘛<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em63.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:王子到现在也没明白不是颜色的问题<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em33.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:我们吃什么<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em52.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:猜拳<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em51.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:又来<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em32.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:结果同上<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:哈哈哈,赢了,我要猪排<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:为什么是猪排,不是牛排<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em64.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:我的地盘,我作主<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em43.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:那我要炒菠菜<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em10.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em38.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:哈哈哈<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em21.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:你不能吃<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em20.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:为什么<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em26.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:因为刚才我赢了<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em49.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">饭后,两人回到了王子的家<p></p></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:太晚了,今天就不走了<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em51.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:好啊<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em52.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:能不能提个要求<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em60.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:说<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em43.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:这次我在上面,你在下面<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:休想<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:<font face=\"Times New Roman\">
</font>为什么老是你在上面,对我不公平<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em59.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:那……猜拳<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em28.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:奉陪到底<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em42.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:结果一如前面<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em11.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em33.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:这是为什么……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em41.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:看看你的手<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em43.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:我来解释,大家想想猪蹄,是不是很像剪子啊,所以每次小猪都出剪子,然后王子就以石头胜出<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em32.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em64.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">波:乖,<font face=\"Times New Roman\">MUA</font>一个,睡觉吧<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">猪:<font face=\"Times New Roman\">MUA</font>……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em18.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:然后……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em30.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:关灯睡觉呗<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:那,上面……下面呢……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:王子家的床是上下铺<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em68.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">某<font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font>:每次都是王子睡上铺,小猪睡下铺,这次依然如故<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em37.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p align=\"left\"><font size=\"3\">众:……<font face=\"Times New Roman\"><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em53.gif\" /><p></p></font></font></p><p><strong><font size=\"4\">本回完</font></strong></p>
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