奥利弗•卡恩也有烦恼——巨不要脸的生日庆祝贴

<span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">祝小米雨20岁生日快乐！</span><br style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"/><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">这个贴子本来是发在我们的RP论坛上的，但小米雨在联盟人缘也不错，特意转过来，让大家一起乐乐，一起为小米雨庆祝~<br/>原来的地址：http://kahnfrings.dd.topzj.com/viewthread.php?tid=370547&amp;extra=page%3D1<br/><br/><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span><br/></span>

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-4-10 2:06:00编辑过]

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“卡恩先生~”<br/>“嘛事？”<br/>“我说，明天就是您侄女儿小米雨的生曰啦，您准备好什么礼物送给她米？”<br/><br/>烦恼就这样由不知名老妇人的两句话拉开了序幕……<br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/01.jpg\"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>天啊，我最不会送女人礼物了，我要送什么啊？！<br/><br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/02.jpg\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“雨雨啊，舅舅把大耳朵杯送给你好不好？”<br/><br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/03.jpg\"/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/03.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>下次去你那儿就可以换个更大的杯子喝酒了，喔嗬嗬~<br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/04.jpg\"/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/04.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“队长！请勿侵吞公物！”<br/><br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/05.jpg\"/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“那……换这个大盘子好不好？摆在家里亮亮的，好看不打止，还有驱魔避邪之效，实在是居家生活，出门旅行，必备之良品~~”<br/><br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/06.jpg\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“奥利啊~这个咱虽然拿到手软~拿到人手一个，但也是不太适合摆在你侄女儿家里啊~ 乖，给我来~”<br/>“555~~那好吧”再不舍得放手还是得放啊~~<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/07.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/07.jpg\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“波啊给我过来，猪啊给我看过来，你们说说，现在的小姑娘都喜欢些什么做生曰礼物啊？”<br/>“送蛋糕吧，是女孩子都会喜欢的……”<br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/08.jpg\"/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/08.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“可是小米雨是未来的糕点大师呢……送蛋糕给她，说不定还比不上发她自己做的呢。来来来，给你们看看我家小米雨的杰作”<br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/09.jpg\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“奥利，我有一个主意……”<br/>“你没发言权，少插嘴！来人啊，把她拖下去打。”<br/><br/><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/10.jpg\"/><br/>

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-4-10 2:03:26编辑过]

“我看，要不你就送花吧，送这么多够了。”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/11-1.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“开玩笑吧，她可是我的小米雨啊，至少也得送这么多吧？！”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/12.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>不过这主意不错，打个电话订花先。。。。。<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/13.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>什么世道。。。。。。。<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/14.gif\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“糖啊，我真是没办法了，你说怎么办。送什么好？”<br/>“嗨，简单啊。她不是喜欢唱歌那小子么？你让他给她唱情歌去啊，就是最好的生曰礼物啦！”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/15.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“呜~~糖，我怎么就没想到呢，爱你~~”<br/>“咱俩谁跟谁啊，别肉麻兮兮的。。。。。。”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/16.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“小爪子，你送花来给小米雨啊？刚好了，小米雨生曰，你给唱首歌吧？”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/17.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“好是好，可是我答应了她生曰那天要帮她洗衣煮饭喂牛，没时间啊……”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/18.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“什么，你不唱？我可是特别找了两个又崇拜我又有才的小女孩专门写了首歌呢！你不唱？有胆再给我说一遍？”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/19.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“PAPA别激动，他不唱还有我呢。我来唱~~”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/20.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/>

“得了得了，就你那水平。还是让我为小米雨来唱吧~”<br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/21.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“你们两个都别给我瞎胡闹了！一边训练去！”我心里有数该谁来唱。<br/><br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/22.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/><br/>= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =<br/>“今天，是我亲爱小米雨的生曰，舅舅在这里祝你生曰快乐~ 准备了一份特殊的礼物要送给你。《雨天》，香槟兔子蹦蹦跳作词，魔力GIRL作曲/伴奏，水清浅演唱，小米雨好好欣赏~”<br/><br/><br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/23.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 102, 0);\">呃。。。由于一些技术上的原因，《雨天》无法如期与大家见面，但俺从魔力GIRL那里打劫来了词谱，大家可以自己视唱哈~<br/><img src=\"http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n304/lanlanzi/410/25.jpg\" alt=\"\"/><br/></span>

<p>好帖，那是个什么论坛啊？ 我要他们在一起。</p>

<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" />不能告诉你..那是我们自己玩儿的地方。

<p>我要很认真很认真地回这个贴...昨天看到这个生日礼物，看到那首歌的时候，真的是激动到无以复加。<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em06.gif\" /></p><p>去年就有人说要好好送我一个生日礼物，昨天晚上你们偷偷摸摸的背着我聊天的时候我就知道是这事儿！！你们！！！无视我！！！<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em04.gif\" /></p><p>不过我真没想到如此的隆重，居然还有歌！！今天三千承诺我说还有mv！！！！<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em18.gif\" />我崩了.............[抹泪]<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em17.gif\" /></p><p>不带着你们这样的.........= =那什么.........一点不了解我.....我真的很想要大耳朵杯！！！！<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em31.gif\" /></p><p>但是就番茄个人来说<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em28.gif\" />......恩........抱个大腿好伐？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /></p><p>你们...不是欺负我相公灭...相公啊..<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em27.gif\" />..我怎么会让你做那些洗衣煮饭喂牛的脏活儿累活儿呢..<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em30.gif\" />.....[正色]<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em35.gif\" />去给我拖地！！！<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em23.gif\" /></p><p>好了，总之你看我们大家都隔得那么远，我除了说谢谢什么都做不了...恩........</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" />

生日快乐啊

<p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" />正日子里祝福米雨MM生日快乐哟~~~</p><p>你的朋友真是太可爱了~</p><p>然而你想要大耳朵杯?</p><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" />我也想要啊,拜仁该考虑弄个大耳朵杯复刻版~人手一个喝啤酒~</p><p>那个,米雨MM,我相信你一定可以让你的爪子相公老老实实拖地的(米雨MM:<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em04.gif\" />这是祝福吗……）</p><p>总之呢，希望你天天开心～</p><p>今天也是偶和偶妞的联盟四周年纪念日——把第一帖献给和我们有着超级ＢＨ缘分的ＭＭ你咯</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" />

<p>生日快乐。</p>

<p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" />到日子啦，小米生日快乐</p><p>无良如我，什么图片都看不到<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em06.gif\" />，光看对白就挺逗的了</p><p></p>

<p>生日快乐！</p><p>本人最近话少，简单为美。</p>

<p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" />突然觉得过于高调了...会不会伤RP啊........</p><p>不过真得非常非常谢谢你们...谢谢.......</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em05.gif\" />

生日快乐！

<p>早饭归来</p><p>吃了早饭，腰不酸了，背不疼了，上楼也有劲了</p><p>可以用尽全身力气冲巨米雨吼吼：生日快乐！！！</p><p> </p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>超级巴拉凯</i>在2007-4-10 9:31:00的发言：</b><br/><p>早饭归来</p><p>吃了早饭，腰不酸了，背不疼了，上楼也有劲了</p><p>可以用尽全身力气冲巨米雨吼吼：生日快乐！！！</p><p> </p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em15.gif\" /></div><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" />我的早饭在哪里..在哪里啊........

上面不是就有早餐吗，狮子头和爪子<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>超级巴拉凯</i>在2007-4-10 9:41:00的发言：</b><br/>上面不是就有早餐吗，狮子头和爪子<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></div><p></p><p>那是精神上的早餐.......................</p><p>不敢乱吃，怕走火入魔。</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" />

<p>跑来庆祝</p><p>为什么欺负我心爱的韦美人?</p><p>你们都没揭示我奴隶最想要的东西，她天天逼我给她的东西</p><p><img src=\"http://www.libertaddigital.com/suplementos/albums/017/slides/kahn080706.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p><p>卡恩：其实我侄女最想要的是钱，5万欧元够不够<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /></p><p><img src=\"http://img.stern.de/_content/52/38/523818/kahn2_250.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p><p>韦美人：那我们今年结婚还要钱呢，你都给你侄女，我们怎么办啊？</p><p>卡恩：宝贝，美人，别伤心啊，我会留着的。</p><p><img src=\"http://www.iransportspress.com/data/images/news/categories/cat_127/kahn_ima_210704.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p><p>卡恩：那侄女，小米啊，那舅舅只能给你4万欧元了。不好意思，舅舅今年要给你娶新舅妈呢</p><p> </p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>灵杰</i>在2007-4-10 9:58:00的发言：</b><br/><p>跑来庆祝</p><p>为什么欺负我心爱的韦美人?</p><p>你们都没揭示我奴隶最想要的东西，她天天逼我给她的东西</p><p><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://www.libertaddigital.com/suplementos/albums/017/slides/kahn080706.jpg\"/></p><p>卡恩：其实我侄女最想要的是钱，5万欧元够不够<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /></p><p><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://img.stern.de/_content/52/38/523818/kahn2_250.jpg\"/></p><p>韦美人：那我们今年结婚还要钱呢，你都给你侄女，我们怎么办啊？</p><p>卡恩：宝贝，美人，别伤心啊，我会留着的。</p><p><img alt=\"\" src=\"http://www.iransportspress.com/data/images/news/categories/cat_127/kahn_ima_210704.jpg\"/></p><p>卡恩：那侄女，小米啊，那舅舅只能给你4万欧元了。不好意思，舅舅今年要给你娶新舅妈呢</p><p> </p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></div><p></p><p>滚！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！我说你！！！！奴隶主！！！！！！！！！<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em10.gif\" />带着你维美人给我滚！！！！！！！！</p><p>舅舅别理他们这对狗男女............</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em20.gif\" />