[今日说事第1期]今天你吃茶叶了吗？(奖金已发)

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>lluvia</i>在2007-6-15 19:00:00的发言：</b><br/><p>婆婆你和18筒子那出戏是不是应该叫&lt;&lt;决战紫禁之巅&gt;&gt;<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></p></div><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>bayern18</i>在2007-6-15 19:03:00的发言：</b><br/><p>几个穿着警服的叔叔快速地将某A和18包围<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em26.gif\" /></p><p>警察叔叔：放下手中的武器，把手放在后脑勺上<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em25.gif\" /></p><p>这时候某A才意识到自己手上的确拿了“武器”，一把长达5CM的指甲刀，吓得她一下就把刀丢在了地上<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em27.gif\" /></p><p>某A哭着说：警察叔叔，我错了，我以后再也不在天安门这么核心的地带当街剪指甲了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em32.gif\" /></p><p>18也帮着某A说好话：警察叔叔，你就放过我们吧，我们知道错了，我保证她下次不会在这里剪指甲了，我一定让她多学习八荣八耻，做一个优秀合格的北京市民，迎接即将召开的2008北京奥运会…………<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em34.gif\" /></p><p>就这样好说歹说，警察叔叔终于答应放某A和18走了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em33.gif\" /></p><p>就在某A和18要走的时候，警察叔叔的对讲机突然响了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em38.gif\" /></p><p>原来是那个神秘人在跳下天安门城楼的时候一个不小心，摔伤了，正好被其他的警察叔叔抓住<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em45.gif\" /></p><p>欲知后事如何，请听下回分解</p></div><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">和</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">闻听此言，吓得是胆战心惊<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em63.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">难道这一次真的要名誉扫地<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em70.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">警察甲（后面简称甲）：还愣着干嘛，快跟我走<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">于是两人乖乖的跟在后面<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em09.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">警察乙（后面简称乙）：你怎么才来<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em40.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：你说的那个神秘人呢<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：跑了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em32.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：怎么让他跑了<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em04.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：也不是没有收获，我从他身上找到一个重要物品<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em46.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：刀枪剑戟，斧钺钩叉<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em42.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：噔噔噔噔（四声）这个，<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em51.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">只见乙大手一挥<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：啊，难道这就是传闻已久，但从未谋面的茶里王<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em20.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：嗯，绝对正品<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em51.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：今日有幸一睹其真面目，绝对不枉此生啊<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em49.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：正是，正是<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em06.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">两人的对话听的某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">和</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">是一头雾水<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em26.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：不就是一瓶茶里王吗，真是没见过世面<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em16.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：两厮居然敢打我茶里王的主意<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em10.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">这两人又对茶里王大加赞赏了两个时辰<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">终于忍无可忍<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em14.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：对，忍无可忍，无须再忍，</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">，我支持你<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em43.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">只见</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">一个健步冲到两人面前<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em39.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">众：一场大战在所难免<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em38.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：警察叔叔，我们怎么办<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em52.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">你<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em33.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">众：……<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em40.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：你们懂什么，我是在迷惑对方<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em11.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：你们是谁<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">和</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：……<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em26.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：这个时候，不早在街上闲逛，快快回家<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">和</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：我们没事了，</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">oye</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">…<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：这尊茶里王我们怎么处理<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：喝了吧，据说喝了茶里王可以强身健体，美容养颜<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：如此贵重之物，岂是你我之辈消受的了的<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em22.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：那你说怎么办<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em18.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">甲：拿到总部，供起来<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em78.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">乙：还是甲兄心思缜密，就按甲兄说的去做<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em83.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">在一旁早已坐立不安，<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em68.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：哇呀呀<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em47.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">，少安毋躁<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em32.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：怎能冷静，他们居然要对我的茶里王下手<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em54.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">任某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">苦口婆心也不能劝阻，</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">横下一条心，今天非要斗个鱼死网破<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em56.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：照顾好我七舅老爷<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em57.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">燕小六：不许抄袭我的台词<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em42.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">众：这是谁啊，赶快拖出去<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em29.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">燕小六：师傅……<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em27.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：我去也<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em39.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">某</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">A</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">：兄弟，小心<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em20.gif\" /></span></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">欲知</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">怎样智斗甲，乙两位警察，且听下回分解</span><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /></p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>bayern18</i>在2007-6-15 11:33:00的发言：</b><br/><p>JT。。。你冷静点。。。你又失去理智了。。。 </p><p>你就不能正经一回吗。。。</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em01.gif\" /></div><p></p>我可接受不了琨毅剽窃我家撒贝宁还不承认<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em04.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>jtballack</i>在2007-6-16 13:09:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p>我可接受不了琨毅剽窃我家撒贝宁还不承认<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em04.gif\" /></div><p></p><p>JT你家都有谁啊</p><p>会不会有我们家人……</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>alpha的守护神</i>在2007-6-15 23:14:00的发言：</b><br/><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"></p><p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\"></span></p><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">欲知</span><span lang=\"EN-US\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\">18</font></span><span style=\"FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: \'Times New Roman\'; mso-hansi-font-family: \'Times New Roman\';\">怎样智斗甲，乙两位警察，且听下回分解</span><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /> <p></p></div><p></p>话说，18身上携带大规模杀伤性武器没？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>herofrederick</i>在2007-6-16 17:59:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>JT你家都有谁啊</p><p>会不会有我们家人……</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></div><p>先随便贴10张<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" /></p><p> </p><p>

                               
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<p>萨贝宁是PKU法学院的吧</p><p>唉，最近比前一两年要傲气一些了……</p><p></p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>herofrederick</i>在2007-6-16 18:52:00的发言：</b><br/><p>萨贝宁是PKU法学院的吧</p><p>唉，最近比前一两年要傲气一些了……</p><p></p></div><p></p><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em17.gif\" />是PKU法学院一直保送的，从本科到研究生<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /></p><p>傲气正常，我喜欢<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em21.gif\" /></p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>jtballack</i>在2007-6-16 18:53:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em17.gif\" />是PKU法学院一直保送的，从本科到研究生<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /></p><p>傲气正常，我喜欢<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em21.gif\" /></p></div><p>……………………</p><p>干儿子你有前途………</p><p></p>其实我们家人也不少……<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>herofrederick</i>在2007-6-16 18:56:00的发言：</b><br/><p>……………………</p><p>干儿子你有前途………</p><p></p>其实我们家人也不少……<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></div><p>干儿子我还没认同呢<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em06.gif\" />我喜欢枭雄<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em21.gif\" /></p><p>herofrederick兄家有？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em19.gif\" /></p>

我都忘说了，我家还有韵乖乖<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>jtballack</i>在2007-6-16 19:02:00的发言：</b><br/><p>干儿子我还没认同呢<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em06.gif\" />我喜欢枭雄<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em21.gif\" /></p><p>herofrederick兄家有？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em19.gif\" /></p></div><p></p><p>我们家有Michael，Ralf，Timo Boll，Sebastien，Shane，等等等等……</p><p>那个，有些事情我帮你做主就好了，哈哈哈哈</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>herofrederick</i>在2007-6-16 19:05:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>我们家有Michael，Ralf，Timo Boll，Sebastien，Shane，等等等等……</p><p>那个，有些事情我帮你做主就好了，哈哈哈哈</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></div><p></p><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" />重名的也太多了吧。。。<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em14.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /></p><p>这种事情能一放作主？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em14.gif\" /></p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>jtballack</i>在2007-6-16 19:08:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em13.gif\" />重名的也太多了吧。。。<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em14.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /></p><p>这种事情能一放作主？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em14.gif\" /></p></div><p></p><p>还记得联想的广告词么？</p><p><font color=\"#ff0000\" size=\"7\"><strong><em>只要我想</em></strong></font></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>herofrederick</i>在2007-6-16 19:11:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>还记得联想的广告词么？</p><p><font color=\"#ff0000\" size=\"7\"><strong><em>只要我想</em></strong></font></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></div><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" />会当凌绝顶，一览众山小。<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em05.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em06.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>jtballack</i>在2007-6-16 19:13:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" />会当凌绝顶，一览众山小。<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em05.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em06.gif\" /></div><p></p>反正你就是“众山小”的那个“小”……<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>herofrederick</i>在2007-6-16 19:17:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p>反正你就是“众山小”的那个“小”……<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" /></div><p></p>我家还有很多人的<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em17.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" />

街霸又见街霸````<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em07.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>jtballack</i>在2007-6-16 19:18:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p>我家还有很多人的<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em17.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em24.gif\" /></div><p></p>我家是个大家族……<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em02.gif\" />

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