[转帖]加菲人类语言系列——某次QQ对白‎

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><td class="dMessageBodyLeftPlaceHolder"><div class="dMessageBodyLeftPlaceHolder"></div></td><td id="tdMessageBody"><table width="100%"><tbody><tr><td><meta content="Microsoft SafeHTML" name="Generator"></meta><meta></meta><style></style><style></style><style></style><div class="EC_Section1"><div><p class="EC_MsoNormal"><font face="宋体" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"> </span></font><font face="Verdana" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：你嚎吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　笑望书：你才嚎呢<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：打错字了，我是说你好吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　笑望书：不坏。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：哪人呀？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：西北。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：你那里也很冷吧？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：漫天飞雪，冷风如刀<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：你叫什么名字？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：笑望书<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：我是问真名<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">qq</span></font>上有。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：说出来好吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：为什么要说？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：说出来才好吗。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：怎么好呢？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：因为是我问的吗。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：你问的就不能不说吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：我不是坏人呀。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：坏人贴标签了么？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：没有啊。但我是好人呀。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：请把好人证书传来。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：没有啊。但你说才表示有诚意交朋友啊。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">xiaowangshu^_^<br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：打汗字好吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：我打字不出汗。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：我是说打你的名字。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：我的名字惹你了吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：没有啊。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：那干嘛打我的名字？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：我是说打字。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：哪个字惹你了？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：唉，告诉我你的电话吧。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：塑料的，红色。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：不是，我是要你给我你的电话。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：我的电话我家还要用呢，你想要自己买去。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：不是，我是要你把电话说出来。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：电话是出来的吗？我还以为是工厂做出来的呢。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：不是，我是要你的电话号。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：在电话上嵌着呢，拿不下来啊。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：我是问你的电话号是多少。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：十二个，十个数字键，一个米字键，一个井字键。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：我是问电话号是几。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：从<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">1</span></font>到<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">9</span></font>，<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">0</span></font>在后边。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：我崩溃了！<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：？你哪不舒服？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：不是啊。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：那怎么崩溃了？绝症吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：问不到你的电话了啊。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/>  </span></font>笑望书：那很重要吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：电话是干什么的，不就是用来说话的吗？你要告诉别人<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">,</span></font>电话才有用啊。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：电话是用来上网的。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：电话还是用来聊天的啊。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/>  </span></font>笑望书：是啊，我们不是一直在聊电话吗？<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：哪聊了？你这半天什么都没说啊。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：我说了几十句话了。<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;"><br/><br/></span></font>　　<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">youzi4</span></font>：唉，你都把我说晕了，下次再聊吧，<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">88<br/><br/></span></font>　　笑望书：<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">byebye</span></font>文字<font face="Verdana"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana;">/tx/tx/tx/tx</span></font></p></div></div></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>

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<p>这两人聊得。。。。</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em40.gif\" />

下次学着点

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推广正统汉语，规范网络语言，从你我做起。

这俩都是250……

<p>这个还算正规的呢。</p><p>最可怕的是传说中的火星文~~~</p><p></p>

<p>QQ那种东西，如此占内存，坚决不用</p>