<>昨天刨一晚上找到了英文:</P><>Bum deal for strikers <>By BEN KINSELLA <>NO butts — Steven Gerrard proved Liverpool have got a load of bum-bling strikers. <>Gerro was the ‘extra man at the back’ and gave his team-mates a cheeky target during training yesterday. <>Trouble was, Peter Crouch and Djibril Cisse took aim and both MISSED. One wag joked: “It’s true, Peter couldn’t hit a cow’s a*** with a banjo!” It really was a case of Crouch — yet to score this season — and Cisse finishing bottom of the pile. <>But it was certainly a good bit of light relief after a tough weekend which included England’s bootyful backs-to-the-wall bun-fight against the Argies. <>And it left Gerrard cracking up and over the moon. <>
MUFFED IT ... Crouch and Cisse
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The joker in the pack didn’t even have to walk to the dressing rooms — as Crouch humped him up on his back and carried him there. <P>Unconventional training that might not have suited football folk of yesteryear, like Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris or Walter Winterbottom. <P>Might go down well at the Arsenal, though.
</P><P>差点笑死啊。竹竿也太笨了,这都进不去。我也绝望了!</P>