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<p>继续做测试题</p><p>曾经有一对情侣在河边散步，女的一不小心滑如河中，男的立即下河去救，可是他在河中打捞了半天也一无所获，后来终于放弃。第二年，这个男的又再次来到河边，遇见一个老人在河边垂钓，就上前和该老人聊天，老人说：真是奇怪，去年这条河里一点水草都没有，可是今年却长满了水草，所以今年河里的鱼也特别多。听到老人说了这句话后，该男子突然站起来，跳河自杀了。 <br/>为什么呢？？？ </p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>苁蓉</i>在2007-4-17 14:31:00的发言：</b><br/><p>这句是想说英语，还是德语？<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /></p></div><p></p><p>回答苁蓉MM </p><p>半英半德</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em03.gif\" />

GK继续出题好啦

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>gk_milan18</i>在2007-4-17 15:05:00的发言：</b><br/><p>继续做测试题</p><p>曾经有一对情侣在河边散步，女的一不小心滑如河中，男的立即下河去救，可是他在河中打捞了半天也一无所获，后来终于放弃。第二年，这个男的又再次来到河边，遇见一个老人在河边垂钓，就上前和该老人聊天，老人说：真是奇怪，去年这条河里一点水草都没有，可是今年却长满了水草，所以今年河里的鱼也特别多。听到老人说了这句话后，该男子突然站起来，跳河自杀了。 <br/>为什么呢？？？ </p></div><p>是不是因为那男的失误导致女朋友死亡，然后愧疚自杀<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /></p><p>S：说下情况，芝加哥太阳报怀疑的那个中国人已经出来辟谣自己不是杀手 ，也就是说凶手不一定是中国人</p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>gk_milan18</i>在2007-4-17 15:05:00的发言：</b><br/><p>继续做测试题</p><p>曾经有一对情侣在河边散步，女的一不小心滑如河中，男的立即下河去救，可是他在河中打捞了半天也一无所获，后来终于放弃。第二年，这个男的又再次来到河边，遇见一个老人在河边垂钓，就上前和该老人聊天，老人说：真是奇怪，去年这条河里一点水草都没有，可是今年却长满了水草，所以今年河里的鱼也特别多。听到老人说了这句话后，该男子突然站起来，跳河自杀了。 <br/>为什么呢？？？ </p></div><p></p><p>那7道题我都做过了</p><p>好像做出了不少</p><p>……</p>

啊!!咬人

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>施瓦妮</i>在2007-4-17 15:13:00的发言：</b><br/><p>是不是因为那男的失误导致女朋友死亡，然后愧疚自杀<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /></p><p>S：说下情况，芝加哥太阳报怀疑的那个中国人已经出来辟谣自己不是杀手 ，也就是说凶手不一定是中国人</p></div><p></p><p>你也很有潜质嘛</p><p></p><p>答案</p><p><font color=\"#ffffff\">几年前，年轻人和他的女友到河边钓鱼，他女友不幸落水，他下水找她时感觉脚被水草缠住了，于是便挣脱游开了，最终他没能救他的女友，现在老人告诉他湖里没有水草，他才知道那时缠住他的是他女友的头发。</font></p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>少年洪小特</i>在2007-4-17 15:14:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p><p>那7道题我都做过了</p><p>好像做出了不少</p><p>……</p></div><p></p>人的潜质是很可怕的

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>clubbamboo</i>在2007-4-17 8:56:00的发言：</b><br/>刚看的CNN报道，据说是一个去年拿着F1学生签证出来的亚裔……</div><p>       现在目击者确认是Asian，但是警方并没有公布凶手的身份。说是中国学生所为的谣言来自芝加哥太阳报的报道。</p>

<p>这不是以前做过的吗？</p><p>那个男的以前在河中打捞时被什么东西缠住，以为是水草，自己也会有危险，所以放弃了打捞。</p><p>而第二年当得知今年才长水草时，他才知道当年缠住他的不是水草而是他女友的头发。所以内疚万分，自杀之……</p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>gk_milan18</i>在2007-4-17 15:16:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p>人的潜质是很可怕的</div><p></p><p>主要是因为瓶子都比较会发散性思维</p><p>不过为了男人杀姐姐那道BT题我没做出来，还好还好</p>

<font size=\"4\">芝家哥也有太阳报?,看来太阳报都不是什么好东西</font>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>朱红之泪</i>在2007-4-17 15:18:00的发言：</b><br/><p>这不是以前做过的吗？</p><p>那个男的以前在河中打捞时被什么东西缠住，以为是水草，自己也会有危险，所以放弃了打捞。</p><p>而第二年当得知今年才长水草时，他才知道当年缠住他的不是水草而是他女友的头发。所以内疚万分，自杀之……</p></div><p></p><p>这里是冥王星 你落伍了</p><p>我们正在探讨多种答案的可能性</p>

<p>发信人: armor (铠甲), 信区: Oversea<br/>标  题: Re: 看现在cnn的标题照片挺感人的<br/>发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Apr 17 13:05:54 2007), 站内<br/><br/><a href=\"http://people.cs.vt.edu/~hcheng04/\" target=\"_blank\">http://people.cs.vt.edu/~hcheng04/</a><br/><br/>据说这个mm救了一个屋子的学生<br/><br/><br/><br/>这是今天谣言满天中，看到的唯一一个好消息，为我们的同胞自豪！来自cs 系的教授发   <br/>的。<br/><br/>Dear all,<br/><br/>I would like to share with you the oustanding act of bravery that took place<br/><br/><br/>today in Norris Hall. Without this wonderful courage the list of victims wou<br/>ld<br/><br/>have been longer with several Computer Science students. This is the story I<br/>\'ve<br/><br/>learned from XX and XX.<br/><br/>XX Cheng, our CS Ph.D. student, was substitute-teaching CS 4414 in 205<br/><br/>Norris Hall this morning. Around 9:45 very loud noises were heard from the<br/><br/>corridor. XX and one student went outside to see what was happening. What<br/><br/>they saw was a young men with a gun exiting a classroom. As soon as he saw t<br/>hem<br/><br/>he pointed the gun to them (and shot at them but missed). XX and the<br/><br/>student ran quickly back in the classroom and closed the door after them;<br/><br/>XX told the students to lay down; three men from the classroom rushed to <br/><br/>the door and held it closed. The killer tried several times to force-enter t<br/>he                                                                          <br/><br/>205 classroom. He then shot two bullets through the door inside the classroo<br/>m.                                                                          <br/><br/>Fortunately these bullets did not hit anybody inside. The killer gave up and<br/><br/><br/>went on to other classrooms ...    </p><p>一个好消息，中国的MM真英勇，赞                               </p>

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>施瓦妮</i>在2007-4-17 15:20:00的发言：</b><br/><p>发信人: armor (铠甲), 信区: Oversea<br/>标  题: Re: 看现在cnn的标题照片挺感人的<br/>发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Apr 17 13:05:54 2007), 站内<br/><br/><a href=\"http://people.cs.vt.edu/~hcheng04/\" target=\"_blank\">http://people.cs.vt.edu/~hcheng04/</a><br/><br/>据说这个mm救了一个屋子的学生<br/><br/><br/><br/>这是今天谣言满天中，看到的唯一一个好消息，为我们的同胞自豪！来自cs 系的教授发   <br/>的。<br/><br/>Dear all,<br/><br/>I would like to share with you the oustanding act of bravery that took place<br/><br/><br/>today in Norris Hall. Without this wonderful courage the list of victims wou<br/>ld<br/><br/>have been longer with several Computer Science students. This is the story I<br/>\'ve<br/><br/>learned from XX and XX.<br/><br/>XX Cheng, our CS Ph.D. student, was substitute-teaching CS 4414 in 205<br/><br/>Norris Hall this morning. Around 9:45 very loud noises were heard from the<br/><br/>corridor. XX and one student went outside to see what was happening. What<br/><br/>they saw was a young men with a gun exiting a classroom. As soon as he saw t<br/>hem<br/><br/>he pointed the gun to them (and shot at them but missed). XX and the<br/><br/>student ran quickly back in the classroom and closed the door after them;<br/><br/>XX told the students to lay down; three men from the classroom rushed to <br/><br/>the door and held it closed. The killer tried several times to force-enter t<br/>he                                                                          <br/><br/>205 classroom. He then shot two bullets through the door inside the classroo<br/>m.                                                                          <br/><br/>Fortunately these bullets did not hit anybody inside. The killer gave up and<br/><br/><br/>went on to other classrooms ...    </p><p>一个好消息，中国的MM真英勇，赞                               </p></div><p>什么是CS系？？？</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>施瓦妮</i>在2007-4-17 15:20:00的发言：</b><br/><p>发信人: armor (铠甲), 信区: Oversea<br/>标  题: Re: 看现在cnn的标题照片挺感人的<br/>发信站: 水木社区 (Tue Apr 17 13:05:54 2007), 站内<br/><br/><a href=\"http://people.cs.vt.edu/~hcheng04/\" target=\"_blank\">http://people.cs.vt.edu/~hcheng04/</a><br/><br/>据说这个mm救了一个屋子的学生<br/><br/><br/><br/>这是今天谣言满天中，看到的唯一一个好消息，为我们的同胞自豪！来自cs 系的教授发   <br/>的。<br/><br/>Dear all,<br/><br/>I would like to share with you the oustanding act of bravery that took place<br/><br/><br/>today in Norris Hall. Without this wonderful courage the list of victims wou<br/>ld<br/><br/>have been longer with several Computer Science students. This is the story I<br/>\'ve<br/><br/>learned from XX and XX.<br/><br/>XX Cheng, our CS Ph.D. student, was substitute-teaching CS 4414 in 205<br/><br/>Norris Hall this morning. Around 9:45 very loud noises were heard from the<br/><br/>corridor. XX and one student went outside to see what was happening. What<br/><br/>they saw was a young men with a gun exiting a classroom. As soon as he saw t<br/>hem<br/><br/>he pointed the gun to them (and shot at them but missed). XX and the<br/><br/>student ran quickly back in the classroom and closed the door after them;<br/><br/>XX told the students to lay down; three men from the classroom rushed to <br/><br/>the door and held it closed. The killer tried several times to force-enter t<br/>he                                                                          <br/><br/>205 classroom. He then shot two bullets through the door inside the classroo<br/>m.                                                                          <br/><br/>Fortunately these bullets did not hit anybody inside. The killer gave up and<br/><br/><br/>went on to other classrooms ...    </p><p>一个好消息，中国的MM真英勇，赞                               </p></div><p></p>哪个教授写的 感觉像小学生写作文

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>马甲之王</i>在2007-4-17 15:22:00的发言：</b><br/><p>什么是CS系？？？</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em12.gif\" /></div><p></p>computer science，not counter strike<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" />

先赞一下这个MM。。。。但是我更担心那凶手是中国人了。。。。。

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>gk_milan18</i>在2007-4-17 15:22:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p>哪个教授写的 感觉像小学生写作文</div><p></p><p>也许是惊吓过度</p><p>不过现在谣言满天飞，大家看着办</p><img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em11.gif\" />

<div class=\"quote\"><b>以下是引用<i>施瓦妮</i>在2007-4-17 15:24:00的发言：</b><br/><p></p>computer science，not counter strike<img src=\"images/post/smile/dvbbs/em08.gif\" /></div><p>OK，I KNOW，THANKS</p>