发信人: dyce (奋斗吧,韦斯咸!), 信区: Chelsea<br/>标 题: [评论]Good, bad and very ugly<br/>发信站: 水木社区 (Mon May 14 04:37:48 2007), 站内<br/><br/>Good, bad and very ugly<br/>by John Aizlewood<br/>May 13, 2007<br/><a href=\"http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premiership/article1782161.ece\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premiership/article1782161.ece</a><br/><br/>提到我们的部分基本都是在笑话我们,不过我觉得挺有趣的。<br/><br/>It was the season that had everything, from a training-ground knife threat to <br/>the defender who earned £146,341 for each minute’s play<br/><br/>The Special One: Sir Alex Ferguson, yet another title-winning team, a touch <br/>of flair and sufficient generosity of spirit to include Kieran Richardson to <br/>give the others a chance.<br/><br/>The Not So Special One: Jose Mourinho, all that whingeing, not being good <br/>enough in Europe, Khalid Boulahrouz (not his idea, but he didn’t have to <br/>play him) and the ugliness even when beating Charlton 1-0.<-就是烂了一整场补时<br/>阶段芭乐断球卡鲁绝杀的那次。<br/><br/>Manager of the year: Colchester United’s Geraint Williams. Seemingly doomed <br/>in August with their League One crowds, League One players and League Two <br/>ground. One victory off the Championship playoffs in May.<br/><br/>Most universally enjoyed relegation since Leeds going down to the <br/>Championship in 2004: Leeds’s relegation to League One in 2007.<br/>继04年利兹联降到英冠之后最大快人心的降级:07年利兹联降到英甲。<br/>真不厚道 (▔﹏▔|||)<br/><br/>Least dependable postal service of the year: the one Sam Allardyce used to <br/>send his writ to the BBC, as they still haven’t received it.<br/>这件往事要看这里:<br/><a href=\"http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0\" target=\"_blank\">http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0</a>,,1879180,00.html<br/><br/>Mystery of the year: why Javier Mascherano started just three Premiership <br/>games for West Ham.<br/>上半程的西汉姆根本就是神秘之物一只吧 (▔□▔ \")<br/><br/>What we’ve learned from Neil Warnock this season:<br/>1: Sheffield United lost at Aston Villa because Liverpool played their <br/>reserves at Fulham. <br/>2: They’re in trouble because West Ham haven’t been docked points.<br/>3: Nobody likes them.<br/>4: They don’t care. <br/>5: Gareth Southgate is friendly with Stuart Pearce. <br/>6: All referees hate Sheffield United.<br/>7: If Keith Gillespie was Cristiano Ronaldo, the Blades would get more <br/>penalties<br/>8: Last season he sold Billy Sharp to Scunthorpe for a box of felt-tip pens. <br/>This season, Sharp scored 30 goals while no Blade has reached double figures. <br/>Last season he bought Ade Akinbiyi from Burnley. This season he sold him <br/>back, for £1m less. <br/>9: He can’t say what he thinks about referees. 10: All refs are biased <br/>against plucky Sheffield United.<br/>看完这个我就觉得他对穆帅真算客气...当然我们没有悲情的降级...<br/><br/>Least successful bid to overturning a driving ban: Nigel Reo-Coker’s claim <br/>that he couldn’t hire a chauffeur because “I would not know if I can trust <br/>that person. Professional footballers are targets. There are criminal gangs <br/>who wait and follow you”. To be on the safe side, he hid in West Ham’s <br/>midfield for the entire season.<br/><br/>Clubman of the year: Lucas Neill for joining West Ham rather than Liverpool: <br/>“If West Ham was good enough for Bobby Moore, Martin Peters and Trevor <br/>Brooking, it’s good enough for me,” he badge-kissed. Obviously the £55,000 <br/>a week (Liverpool offered a mere £18,000) and get-out clause were <br/>incidentals.<br/>1.8万又真是少了点...<br/><br/>It hurts to admit it, but he’s a genius: Cristiano Ronaldo.<br/>嘿~这么说就矫情了,一点都不hurt吧<br/><br/>Clubman of the year (2): Joey Barton who, after criticising Manchester City’<br/>s signings, beat one of them, Ousmane Dabo, to a pulp.<br/>Joey Barton的故事讲不完呀讲不完<br/><br/>undit of the year: Jorge Valdano, former Real Madrid director of football, <br/>on Liverpool v Chelsea in the Champions League: “Put s*** hanging from a <br/>stick in the middle of this passionate, crazy stadium and some will tell you <br/>it’s a work of art. It’s not: it’s s*** hanging from a stick.”<br/>这文虽然是皇马故人炮轰红军和蓝军,不过想看的话还要请洽曼联版,版面搜索s***的中<br/>文即可(请尽量不要采用文明用语,否则可能搜不到),有mark标记喔<br/><br/>Hubris of the year: Stuart Pearce lobbying for and taking the England <br/>Under-21 job. Some naysayers noted that perhaps Manchester City, who managed <br/>just 10 home league goals all season, deserved his time more.<br/><br/>erformance of the season: Manchester United 7, Roma 1. <br/><br/>Shame it counted for nothing: Manchester United 7, Roma 1.<br/><br/>Most vague reason for sacking a manager: “He had a kind of blind spot to <br/>some extent around the areas we needed to strengthen.” Barnsley owner <br/>atrick Cryne explains Andy Ritchie’s departure.<br/>这老板怨气不轻~<br/><br/>The Martin McGuinness and Ian Paisley Best Friends After All Award: Niall <br/>Quinn and Roy Keane. Runners-up: Mick McCarthy and Roy Keane. Third: Sir Alex <br/>Ferguson and Roy Keane.<br/>年度化敌为友奖<br/><br/>It’s not all supermodels, minor pop stars, Baby Bentleys and holiday homes <br/>in Dubai: Boston’s players, unpaid since March, couldn’t afford the petrol <br/>to travel to training before their relegation decider at Wrexham. They were <br/>defeated and lost their league status.<br/><br/>Mission accomplished: Dennis Wise, appointed to take Leeds out of the <br/>Championship.<br/>呃,老队长...<br/><br/>Clubman of the year (3): “Spineless, gutless, he is a maggot of a man. He is <br/>a coward on and off the pitch.” Luton Town’s Sol Davis on teammate Bjorn <br/>Runstrom.<br/><br/>They said it couldn’t be done, they were wrong: Liverpool reaching the <br/>Champions League final again.<br/><br/>They said it couldn’t be done, they were right: Watford maintaining their <br/>remiership status.<br/><br/>The Harry Kewell Missing In Inaction Award: Harry Kewell (again).<br/>\"科威尔不见了大奖\"再次由科威尔获得,他今年整季只出场了14分钟。<br/><br/>He’s no Phil Scolari, then: Steve McClaren.<br/>\"那他就不是斯科拉里\"奖:麦克拉伦<br/><br/>Come to think of it, he’s no Sven-Goran Eriksson either: Steve McClaren.<br/>\"再想一想,他也不是埃里克森\"奖:麦克拉伦<br/><br/>Bargain of the season: West Ham signing Matthew Upson: minutes on field, 41. <br/>Fee: £6m, plus a get-out clause. That’s £146,341 a minute.<br/>\"赔本买卖\"奖不是我们拿,谢谢……<br/><br/>Golfer of the year: Liverpool’s Prince Of Cuddles, Craig Bellamy.<br/>年度高尔夫球手:贝拉米<br/><br/>You know it’s the end of the season because: the Thierry Henry to leave <br/>Arsenal rumours start again. Barcelona, again.<br/>(▔﹏▔|||)<br/><br/>Most paranoid WAG: Belinda Coleman, who thought her husband, the then Fulham <br/>manager Chris, was having an affair and bugged his car. She sees more of him <br/>these days.<br/>\"疑神疑鬼\"奖:科尔曼的夫人曾经窃听他的汽车。不过现在他有更多时间陪太太了...<br/><br/>unishments of the season: Bury thrown out of the FA Cup for breaking <br/>competition rules. AFC Wimbledon deducted 18 points (later cut to three) and <br/>fined for breaking competition rules. West Ham United merely fined for <br/>breaking competition rules.<br/>开玩笑,他们稍微扣扣就喝可乐去了<br/><br/>The point at which blind stupidity meets an insatiable desire for publicity: <br/>WAGs Boutique.<br/>相关的资料这里有,蓝军有兰帕德女友Elen,乔·科尔绯闻女友Keeley<br/>(小乔真的只有看起来乖而已…………)<br/><a href=\"http://sports.sina.com.cn/g/2007-01-26/18582717967.shtml\" target=\"_blank\">http://sports.sina.com.cn/g/2007-01-26/18582717967.shtml</a><br/><br/>Inspired sacking of the season: Sunderland chairman Niall Quinn firing <br/>manager Niall Quinn in August.<br/>\"创意鱿鱼\"奖: 桑德兰8月份解雇主帅...<br/><br/>How right they were, eh? The early-season protesters who picketed Manchester <br/>United’s training ground calling for Alex Ferguson to go.<br/>季初竟然有示威球迷集结在训练场要SAF下课 (▔□▔ \")<br/><br/>Lemming of the year: Mike Newell, leapt over Luton’s cliff after criticising <br/>female linespeople, the club chairman and Luton’s transfer policy while, <br/>according to the club, enjoying a contract which allowed him to bank 10% from <br/>every sale.<br/>\"年度自杀精神奖\": Mike Newell,指责女边裁的任用,指责俱乐部主席,因为他的合约<br/>里有\"可获得转会费收入的10%\"条款而指责俱乐部转会政策,终于被解雇了...<br/><br/>Most unfriendly friendly: QPR v China under-23s in February, abandoned after <br/>China defender Zheng Tao was knocked unconscious during a brawl that featured <br/>all 22 players and some coaching staff.<br/>最没友谊的友谊赛:女王公园巡游者对中国国奥队.....<br/><br/>Bookworm of the season: Sheffield Wednesday’s Graham Coughlan, who answered <br/>“Cliff Richard” to the question, “Who wrote 1984?”<br/>\"年度书虫奖\"<br/>『1984』的作者是George Orwell,可能这本书太不有名吧,我是没看过...<br/><br/>The Francis Lee Memorial Double Pike Award: Didier Drogba.<br/>呜~没看懂,Francis Lee以假摔骗了非常多的点球出名,可是我们家兽巴一个都没骗到<br/>耶<br/><br/>Many a true word . . . Stewart Downing on Ronaldinho: “I’d love some of his <br/>skills but I’d probably fracture something trying to do them.”<br/>唐宁聊小罗<br/><br/>Underachievers: Newcastle, Crystal Palace, Huddersfield, Wycombe.<br/><br/>Where are they now? David O’Leary, Manchester City’s flair, Glenn Roeder, <br/>Brighton’s new ground, Simon Clifford, Blackburn Rovers’ crowds.<br/><br/>Women of the year: Arsenal Ladies, they’ve won everything and none of them <br/>have moved to Chelsea.<br/>这是用来酸A.Cole的...<br/><br/>And to look forward to? June 16, when Gary Neville marries long-suffering <br/>Emma Hadfield, Michael Carrick weds long-suffering Lisa Roughhead and Steven <br/>Gerrard makes an honest woman of Alex Curran. <br/><br/>Some international squad members have some hard decisions, except John Terry, <br/>who’ll be busy, having tied the knot with Toni Poole the day before.<br/>\"最期待奖\":六月十六三家婚礼大乱斗,国脚好难选去哪一家...不过JT很聪明的解决了<br/>这个问题,他比他们早一天结婚,所以届时他会很忙。<br/><br/>layer of the Season Cristiano Ronaldo. Even Wayne Rooney has fallen under <br/>the winker’s spell.<br/>年度最佳球员:CR,连鲁尼都被征服(winker是说世界杯的事..)<br/><br/>Manager of the Season Roy Keane. From relegation fodder to Championship <br/>champions. Even those assassin’s Irish eyes must be smiling. <br/><br/>Flop of the Season Andriy Ballack, or is it Michael Shevchenko? <br/>搞砸二人组,就知道不会放过我们……(泪奔)<br/><br/>Good riddance 1 Leeds United - Ken Bates, Dennis Wise et al <br/><br/>Good riddance 2 The Millennium stadium, and the endless car park that was the <br/>M4. Lukewarm welcome The new Wembley and the endless car park that is the <br/>A406 <br/><br/>Nicest interviewee Liverpool’s Dirk Kuyt with ‘Is that enough for you <br/>[after 40 minutes]? We can talk more if you like’ <br/>最友善的被采访者:库伊特,被问了40分钟以后说“这样可以了吗?如果你觉得不够我们<br/>可以继续聊。”<br/><br/>Worst start to an interview Didier Drogba with ‘You’ve got two minutes <br/>before the team bus goes’ <br/>最差的采访开场:德罗巴,他说“球队巴士要开走了,给你两分钟时间。”<br/><br/>Alternative best finish to an interview Sam Allardyce with: ‘I’ll pay for <br/>lunch’ <br/>最好的采访收尾:阿勒戴斯,他说“这顿我请。”<br/><br/>Welcome back Sunderland and their diehard legions <br/>欢迎回英超~<br/><br/>Oh no, not you again Birmingham, and the dump that is St Andrews <br/>嗷~不,怎么又是你<br/><br/>Suicidal press conference of the year England’s Steve McClaren, after the <br/>triumph that was Andorra: ‘You can write what you like’ before exiting, <br/>stage right <br/>年度自杀性新闻发布会,影片在这里,他看起来真是被媒体烦死了<br/><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbsxedzFzQ&mode=related&search=\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fbsxedzFzQ&mode=related&search=</a><br/><br/>Dead man Walking award The maladroit McClaren again. How did he get that job? <br/><br/>David Irving award for rewriting history Sven-G?ran Eriksson and ‘they still <br/>love me’. Are you sure?<br/>重塑历史奖<br/>David Irving写了很多关于二战的历史报告,但是真实度被广泛质疑。<br/><br/>-- |